As dead as poss'ble would be pretty dead, wouldn't it?

genuinely I'm so sick of people wanting all fiction to be ethical. can we all just get a little gross with it. the point of fiction is that it's not real. we can be unethical in fiction; same goes with being perverted with fiction, being unrealistic with fiction, and being grotesque with fiction. not all fiction has to be ethical, not every character has to be ethical, and that's okay. can we stop with the puritanism. be gross. be unrealistic. be whatever. if I don't like it it's not my business as long as we're all clear that its fictional.

God forbid women do anything

Yamcha is so funny. He’s a professional baseball player. Imagine turning on the TV and A-Rod is fighting aliens

Imagine turning on the TV and A-Rod is fighting aliens and they kill him

devastating when good characters are put into a stupid show. you were born to fly but that evil hag of a showrunner clipped your golden wings. be free on ao3, my little dove. be free

the point of fanfiction is to write something so self indulgent that nobody else has thought of it before or cares

classic fallout is like hehe kill bill reference [To the west you can see stars in an open sky. For the first time in your life, you are looking at the real world.] funny mutant shoot a rocket [Few can be on the surface because they are not used to having a black sea of nothingness above them. The sensation of falling upwards is so great for them that they lie frozen, clutching the ground.] hehe sex joke