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brb going outside to wistfully observe the reflections of the shop lights in the wet streets

I am not taking a risk

Not risking it pals

U know what I want potato of luck

Damn right I’m reblogging. See previous post re wrath of whatever from high atop the thing.

potato I will never ask you for anything else in my lifetime please potato for fuck's sake

They should make a show about jerry and kramer and george and elaine

It's not punk to poison the soil, dude.

It's down with The Man, not down with Mother Nature, my dude.

Hired a moving company and they sent four strong, strapping, beautiful lads to my house to disassemble my furniture and move all my things. I loved them. I got them pizza. They told me moving company gossip. I missed them one minute after they left. My moving lads. Come back to me. You're so strong and so well trained in safe lifting

I miss my moving men they took such good care of me and they were so handsome and beautiful and strong and efficient and they wrapped all my furniture up in plastic and they loved that I got pizza for them and they knew how to safely drive the big big truck. Come back to me moving men

Moving men please come move me in your big strong arms in a way that complies with local safety regulations and the company's values

having a cat is great. there's a small little animal wandering around. effervescent

EATING MY CHARGER

free museum trips are wasted on unappreciative middle schoolers. let me go

reminding that going outside is worth it because sometimes there is a cat

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[Image ID: a white shadow box full of knick-knacks including a rock, a circular pencil sharpener, different small plastic beads, a Spongebob Squarepants sticker, a basketball-shaped eraser, buttons, hair clips, a bracelet of red beads with a purple heart pendant, a bundle of white plastic twine or “gimp”, a silver badge that reads “I was caught being good!”, several cheap rings, an orange “best friends” bracelet, a plastic twist-tie for store-bought bread, a Dr. Pepper flavored chapstick, a Lip Smackers chapstick and Lip Smackers carabiner, several plastic golf tees, a single googly eye, a nickel, several fake gems and rhinestones, and a large plastic shark. /end ID]