It Do, In Fact, Be Like That

why are you as an adult open-mouth coughing all over the place

I spread pro glasses propaganda. Glasses are hot. Glasses are cool. Glasses will help you see boobs.

The chemical they put on ants and all the other ants think they're dead that's what happened to tumblr except the chemical is unmarketability

You all are the coolest people I vaguely know

I cannot get over the assassination happening while I was trying to get coverage for my testosterone. Imagine going into the pharmacy all excited to get your first ever testosterone prescription but find out it costs 800$ out of pocket for a three month supply and UHC won't cover it. So then you wait for your provider to get back to you about changing your prescription for an entire week and a half, and during that wait someone just. goes and fucking murders the CEO of your insurance company. Like they just kill him on the street. They had so much calculated hatred for this guy that they even engraved each bullet that hit him. Then, as if the heavens themselves opened up entirely to watch brian thompson descend into hell, your testosterone is ready two days later for pickup, and only costs 10 delicious dollars.

i think janitor should be the highest paying job in a society

what they dont tell you about those little hand baskets in the grocery store is if you put enough things in them they get heavy

i want my baking to be so good that when someone eats it they either wonder why im not married or have a split-second panic abt proposing to me right then and there

Holy FUCK, this is an amazing tool.

Reblogging for my artist fellows.

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whenever i take off my pants and i unbuckle my belt i feel like a corporate ceo about to get his dick sucked

I love this meme because I think humans 10,000 years ago or 100,000 years ago would also like it

i hope he dies

didn't say a name but he popped into your head didn't he <3

love to purchase items but at what cost