Still obsessed with the fact that Roby named his messenger dragon Hermes. Like ok greek mythology nerd.
occasionally subtle
will byers stan first human second
Jules of Nature
Cosmic Funnies
Misplaced Lens Cap
Not today Justin

todays bird

if i look back, i am lost

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
KIROKAZE
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
hello vonnie

gracie abrams

blake kathryn
Cosimo Galluzzi
One Nice Bug Per Day
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
official daine visual archive
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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@im-the-walking-meme
Still obsessed with the fact that Roby named his messenger dragon Hermes. Like ok greek mythology nerd.

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Are you asexual and do you own a waffle maker?
I am asexual and don’t own a waffle maker
I am asexual and do own a waffle maker
I am not asexual and don’t own a waffle maker
I am not asexual and do own a waffle maker
This poll was inspired by the previously reblogged post (OP @teaboot) It is objectively silly but I want to see what, if any, correlation there is between being asexual and owning or not owning a waffle maker. And I’m not saying being asexual is why I don’t have a waffle maker, correlation isn’t causation, blah, blah, but also, this is funny.
i'm ace and i don't own a waffle maker tho i wish i did
Look, I know it's never happening, but I think the ideal way to put raincloudshipping in the show is to have it take place almost entirely off screen.
Turns out Benthomaar and Vania been living out a full six season romantic soap opera in the background ever since the merge that's still ongoing, and whenever we happen to bump into one of them there's some wild new development the plot refuses to go into actual detail about. You make it a forbidden romance somehow, but they've fallen in love in secret and betrayed each other and got caught up in arranged marriages. There was an assassination attempt in there somewhere and tampered love notes and blackmail and a long lost twin brother all mixed in for good measure. Every time any character tries to get clarification on what's going on you just end up more confused.
So like, you get a scene with the ninja just chatting it up with Bentho at some diplomatic function, they see Vania enter the room and Lloyd is just like "Oh hey! Vania's here too! You know Vania?"
And Bentho just starts tearing up, looking longingly into the distance as the violin kicks up in the score and he's like "No. ~Not anymore~" before running off and everyone is just left standing around like "wtf is happening?"
YESSSS PLEASE
our ninja being dumbasses they are would totally miss it and meanwhile vania and bentho would totally fall in love like 3 times and break up and make up like 3 more XD
i'd love to see that it would be amazing (but also kinda funny on ninja's side hahaha)
o* my tw*ntieth birthday party my best friend had to lea*e *a*ly because he had to be home in the mornin* s* me and my mom drove him to the trai* statio* *nd when i came back home all my *uests h*d around my house and the *ery mom*nt i came home i saw one gu* sit *n the armchair and cover his head with a blanket (bro didn't even try at this point) and the rest of the g*ys was hidden better, one of my friends was sitting on the floor in the garage next to my dad's car, one g*y was in the larder and he scared the cra* out of me when i opened it (i screamed really loud) and the girl who won was hiding underneath the table
*nevergonnagiveyouup
Babies.
zane took a seat

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Hey if you See This can you reblog this or comment on this with a character you headcanon as aromantic, asexual, or both. It can be canon it can be founded on absolutely nothing I just need more aroace stuff on here #yay
i think making superman aromantic would be infinitely more interesting than another romance with lois lane
i think cole from lego ninjago is aroace coded in a way
lore drop game!
got tagged by @elegantdeerbaran some time ago but i thought i was too basic for it, got tagged again yesterday by @darthdisasterous and now i feel i've got no choice lol
which one explains the most?
left handed
friends often think im neurodivergent
at 12 i hit a moving car when crossing the street and broke both my legs
got cancelled on twitter in 2022
facilitated my own mugging. so awkward about it the guys gave me back my things
npt @fictionalsimp09 @g1nob1 @can-we-focus @ciri-is-sapphic-72 @obvious-captain-rogers @robbysmotorcycle @theghostofclintbarton @heyfruitcake @icemav86
thanks for the tag @madamekudo 🤍🤍🤍
Ummm lemme see
which one explains the most abt me?
learned how to read at 3-4
translating random pieces of classic lit in my native language for fun
introverted as hell/socially anxious
biggest fear is strong winds/thunderstorms (but only recently idk why)
physically unable to do ANYTHING except for what i strictly like
dividing my life according to hyperfixation phases
burnt out gifted child who stopped giving af
romanticising/living in the past A LOT
np tags @bramalamania @leonardbirdstein @pearl-in-vinegar @shakespeare-guy-anon @straywings @iobsesswaytoomuch1 @ghostskin @thecordedbed @pinkofheart @v4mp1rism @goldenportobello @echo-loves-flowerboy @loverpatroclus @hikari-sae-ssg @badgirlphilologist @teaspecifically and everyone else🫶🏻
Ok umhhfhbfn (thanks for the tag btw!1!1!)))))))
what explains the most about me🥹
i used to be BIG into mandela catalogue
i wrote a 13 page essay on napoleon once (not long enough imo😣)
used to listen to taylor swift😭😭😭 (FORGIVE ME LORD I WAS YOUNG AND DUMB)
honors student tryhard boy🥹🫵
Catholic.
history nerd since as long as my memory goes back lol
tgas @straywings @ladyliszt @shedoescalcforfunsies @pearl-in-vinegar @leonardbirdstein @shakespeare-guy-anon @iobsesswaytoomuch1 @mrwagster @png-peter-green @ilovefaintingvictorianmen @sushisushilover @dobadoorknob + open taaggagagdjf
Thank you for the tags @artandbeauty71 and Bram!
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ninja turtles
queer
I never cuss
People tell me I’m mature for my age
art (of all kinds)
@mintleafkitty72 @i-am-a-living-god @afteas2003 @abstractpenny @daboyau @theartofeverything
ty for the tag this is hilarious
my key backstory plot point
AuDHD
read a chapter book a day for years
had cps called for me 4 seperate times
foraged much of my food in the woods for months
red head
still sleep with an ever expanding collection of stuffies
favourite band is Bears in Trees
@eating-the-sand @dettiqueen @akiastar24 @elronthemage @ohemgeeejay
ty for the tag
Choose an option >:]
mutiple nurodivergent allegations
Was reading by 3
Had a obsessed w history era in Middle School
Did not watch SpongeBob growing up
"Gifted Kid" that somehow manages to narrowly miss burnout by a hair every time
@i-do-anything-but-write
@loftwingofcrimson
@butterfly-teacup
Open tags!
honestly the reading by 3 thing makes a lot of sense. you're able to communicate your thoughts fairly well and I enjoy reading your analysis posts a lot!
also thankee for the tag <3
what explains the most?
oldest of five
most likely audhd with a sprinkle of anxiety
was in a gifted and talented program + took ap classes in middle school
read wayyyy above my reading level most of my life
southern. that's it that's the option
these are so basic but!! here ya go, good luck :D
@thestoryteller-thedreamer @deltenner @salbean-chaos + open tags!
I mean, I feel like nothing was earth shatteringly crazy, but the gifted program makes sense with how smart you are (I was in one too and I loved it!)
Lore Drop
I was homeschooled for all of high school
Obsession with Lord of the Rings (I've read the trilogy about 7 times)
Not really into physical touch (really only like hugs from close family)
Perfectionist/ oldest daughter/ I'm the one who loads the dishwasher
My parents are both pastors at my church
@mentallyinsanepenguin @jaiofskyandstorm @silkieluv @cultured-spaghetti @manga-reader-xd @the-real-pink-ninja @sugarcoated-egoo @jay-the-walker-36 anyone else who wants to join!
lol tyy for the tag i do thinsk yours all make a lot of sense. coincidentally i didn't actually know women could be pastors (idk why but i thought nuns were the equivalent for woemn if that mkaes senese) until my neighbor's baptism like last week. so anyways that's pretty awesome that your mom and dad are pastors! also love love love lotr my parents literally fell in love with each other because ethey were both lotr nerds
which explains the most?
irl i'm lowkey a nepo baby, and it's really embarrassing to me.
my first encounter with fanfic was on wattpad.
i grew up in a stereotypical asian household.
i had a kpop phase.
i am like. chronically sleep deprived.
no pressure tag: @optimismbitingmyass @lesbianonthesubway @llemerion @remmickshop @sugarcoated-egoo + opens tags
I feel like most of these I already knew or suspected (here goes my heart to all the fellow wattpad veterans 🫡) but the kpop thing adds a whole new air to your vibe, if that makes sense lol. I am curious about the nepo baby thing tho
which explains the most?
i'm argentinian
i grew up around the local autistic community
i found out i liked girls bc of a self-insert fanfiction i wrote at 13
oldest sister and only girl
i speak 2 languages fluently and 3-4 more very much not fluently
i took latin at some point
tags: @im-the-walking-meme @sofivicfest @royalbookerly @violetstarc4 + open tags if you're feeling like it
you being the oldest sister and only girl fits you pretty well and the language thing, mad respect (like when i learn a foreign language that isn't english i suck at it fabulously), ngl i'm curious about about learning latin (i think it's so damn cool) and the local autistic community
which explains the most?
i haven't had close and healthy friendships until i was 18
in the past i believed that romantic atraction is what aesthetic atraction is ir
i once got lost in a distanced part of my hometown
i like eating ramen
i used to be scared of the lack of stability on a ship but not the falling out
all my 4 friendships break the stereotypical amatonormativity rules in some ways
i like fire
i stole a lot of my dad's music taste
(i don't have much mutuals here bc i don't come here as often but i can tag who i can hah)
tags: @ocean-were-whiskey @tzulink @bijouxcarys + open tags ofc hah
Hobby HCs!!!!! (Idk if some of these even count as hobbies lmao)
The highlighted ones are the Main Hobbies they do)
Kai- Guitar, singing, Drawing, Fighting (learning different styles\techniques), Metal work/Blacksmithing, Collecting random trinkets, napping
(When be was a little kid he was Obsessed with bugs/insects/etc)
Nya- Surfing, Dancing, Swimming (sometimes competitively?), Engineering, Boxing, Watching really bad movies and complaining about them after (Sharknado is a classic) Or watching reality Tv and throwing the remote at the tv when something stupid happens
Jay- Dancing, video games, tinkering/making tech stuff, Sometimes goes surfing with Nya, Watching hour long video essays about random topics and yapping about them
Cole- Art (painting/drawing), Video games, Hiking, Rock climbing, Rock collecting, Listening to music, Guitar, Thrifting (Ok all of them thrift but Cole does it for the love of the game), Watching reality shows like “Love is blind” literally just to judge people for their horrible taste
Lloyd- Volunteering at animal shelters, Reading (mostly comics), Mediation, Colouring, walking, Staring at walls? Watching weird Romcoms, Playing Tomagatchi life
Zane- Cooking/Baking, Bird watching, Reading, Crocheting and/or Knitting, Researching, Listening to true crime documentaries/podcasts, watching Nature documentaries
Pixal- Gardening, Painting, Engineering, Researching, Bill nye the science guy (idk why T-T), Being an absolute baddie
*Not that any of them have time to actually do any of their hobbies lol*
HELP NOT PIXAL'S LAST HOBBY </3
that's awesome hah
The ninja have a "Bucket List" but it's actually a list of every time they've kicked the bucket. Given nearly all of them have dodged death they know they'll get to do the stuff they want before they die, so they just keep track of how many times they have instead.
If anyone DOES happen to die, they aren't really fazed and just discuss how long they think til they come back. Bets on Lloyd are usually shorter than everyone else's given he met god and woke up with same-day delivery.
This concerns the children.
Zane also has shorter bets. This man has died for almost every season and god damn are his friends going to use that to their advantage for 20 more bucks
Zane: *dies for the 100th time*
Wyldfyre: YOU GUYS ZANE DIED
Sora: OH NO WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO
Frak: That's okay, I'll call the rest of the ninja
(the rest of the team comes)
Lloyd: I bet 2 months
Nya: What? 2 whole months? No no no, at least like 1
Cole: I'm telling you guys, 3 weeks should be okay
Jay: What are you talking about, Cole? More like 2 weeks
Kai: I bet you guys... 1 WEEK
Everyone: WHAAAAAT??
Pix (already on her way to rebuild him): If i hurry, he could be back tomorrow in the morning
Arin: CAN YOU GUYS STOP ACTING LIKE NOTHING HAPENNED??
Kai: You guys are gonna get used to that, don't worry
Wyldfyre, Sora, Frak and Arin: What the heck is wrong with those people
lloyd is so goofy in skybound i love it
being reminded of Lloyd in skybound i kinda wanna rewatch it XD (even tho the second hand embarassment i get from Jay is sth else XD)

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Best ninjago quotes
1. Snake Among Us- Jay
10/10. Sums up the season perfectly
2. I could use a spare arm- Lloyd
10/10. He just wants to be like his father 🥺 also movie foreshadowing???
3. They didn’t win, we lost- Lloyd
11/10. Lloyd is 14 and thinks this is super deep.
4. What’s earth anyway?- some kryptarium inmate in s6
422/10. Ninjagoan conspiracy theorists are on a whole other level.
Feel free to add on
how lloyd felt after saying: "they didn't win, we lost"
I find it highly amusing how in situations where the ninja are separated/it's just the OG four, Kai and Zane immediately assume control/start spearheading the team because apparently no one else is sane enough or in the right mind to do so.
Your honour, they literally have one of the best dynamics in the show, with how they're probably the most protective people in the team. And it makes me mad how this is overlooked by the fandom and the show.
THIS FUCKING THIS
Sometimes people forget that Kai had to run an entire forge and raise his sister in the years leading up to season 1. So, just a reminder, Kai had to run an entire forge AND raise his sister in the years leading up to season 1.
Our favorite hothead is, in fact, perfectly capable of making responsible choices and taking charge when he needs to, he just doesn't like doing it- which is a HUGE contrast to his character in the early seasons, and there are a lot of reasons for why this is such an important part of his development over the show, but a few of the big ones are
A.) Kai is a fighter, a brawler- his preferred method of doing anything is jumping in and figuring it out along the way. Stepping back and assessing a situation is not how he likes to do things, and never has been. But that's how he was forced to do things before the start of the series, because it was just him and Nya. Somebody had to teach her critical thinking skills, and it sure as hell wasn't their parents.
B.) Being in a team dynamic wasn't exactly something any of them were used to- Kai especially. He had to learn that it was a good thing he wasn't in charge, wasn't the best or the strongest or the smartest, because he didn't have to be- and when he learned that, he became infinitely more comfortable and confident is his own abilities
Reason B also happens to be why losing his powers effected him so hard in season 11- his skill set and role had changed once again, and as the show has established, Kai's not really a huge fan of losing control of situations, but his own personal development has been based around his growing ability to adapt and overcome without taking too many risks in the meantime. All of this circles back to my original point- It's not really his strong suit, making choices and having the foresight to see how they'll affect his situation- but what he does have is the ability to carry through and complete the task ahead of him, so long as he knows what it is.
This is why he and Zane make such an excellent team. Zane is excellent at analyzing tasks and solutions, but isn't necessarily great at switching gears suddenly and making spur of the moment decisions, and Kai is much better at identifying immediate threats, making quick decisions and following through on his actions even though his critical thinking and ability to predict the outcome of situations is pretty weak. They cover each other's tactical weaknesses and are incredibly resourceful in emergency situations that call for their unique way of dealing with stressful situations.
I did not expect this deep analysis but holy fuck you're right!
Also:
SEASON 5 WHEN THEY TAKE TURNS LEADING IT'S LITERALLY THIS EXACT SCENARIO-
Kai with all due respect was extremely stupid, I get he's probably just really fucking stressed about Lloyd and wants to rescue him, but that stress completely destroyed his ability to make sensible decisions and we saw this with how he almost like- lashes out and gets mad at the others when they suddenly decided to follow Zane because he knows the way to styxx.
We're shown that Kai cannot work well if he's constantly under pressure and especially if he's leading while under pressure, because when you're leading you have to think long term and especially in their situation, because Lloyd is on the line here and they don't know how long it'll take them until they get him back.
On the opposite end of the spectrum, Zane "Ninjago" Julien.
initially, he starts out really good, leading the Ninja to styxx and helping with the job needed to get money for Ronin, but eventually something goes wrong and it just happens to be his voice box malfunctioning, granted you could attribute Zane's failure as a leader to ironically enough, Kai. (because he raised Ronin's price and also hit Zane with the crane, which AGAIN, PROVES THAT KAI SUCKS AT LEADING LMAO).
And the 2nd example is probably SoG with the whole snake jaguar thing and how he essentially threw Cole under the bus, heck in the next episode "Snake Jaguar" you could literally see Zane sorta struggling with the whole riding with the SoG thing and maintaining the hidden persona, so much is going on all at once and he's yet again like Kai in Season 5, under pressure, a different kind this time but pressure nonetheless.
And that ends up him at the bottom of the canyon.
And that's why they just work together so well.
Kai is Zane's sense of direction in a difficult and chaotic and constantly changing situation/environment, he helps guide Zane throw the chaos because that's just how he grew up, he knows how to think on the fly and how to work well with what you have on your hands.
On the contrary:
Zane is Kai's compass of normality and calm in an ever changing and dangerous world, Zane is the only one capable of helping Kai ground himself in reality, because even for Kai, the constantly changing environment takes its toll on his overthinking brain, but Zane's there to help just slow down and relax, to sort of De-stress his brain and help him calm down.
And these attribute about then are only amplified by 10 when you consider what type of people they are.
Selfless, caring people who only want to see their friends and family happy and safe, because that's the mentality they grew up, a mentality of "Protect those close to you at ALL costs.", a mentality quite literally engraved into them from a young age.
And I feel like once they realised that about each other, they suddenly started working together a lot better, because now, they for a FACT know that there's someone else besides them that cares this much about the others.
Finding comfort in relatability is probably one of their strongest suits, and it's one of the reasons they just work so well together, because aside covering each other's weaknesses, they also amplify each other's strengths.
Kai knows who to go and talk to if he ever gets overwhelmed by his constantly changing and dangerous life.
And Zane knows who to go and talk to if he ever feels lost and stressed by his constantly changing and dangerous life.
They lift each other up in times of need, for fucks sake they're brothers at this point, not by blood, but bond.
A bond that exists because they choose to care this much about the others, a bond that exists because they need each other, and a bond that exists because the others also need them.
YESSSSSS
like the analisis is great and i absolutely love it
(btw i just thought this was gonna be a small reblog but hell no, i get too excited and overly analitycal when it comes to my 2 favorite legos, so long post alert again or sth)
Kai and Zane are my favorite duo and i've always seen them as best friends (kinda like bruise but kinda different) and i kinda felt like while the bruise friendship was happening onscreen (almost all the time), the opposite friendship was more offscreen and was more implied than shown or told to have been happening
they don't have those big moments like Cole and Jay (like them making up during the fight at the tournament of the elements or Cole trying to save Jay from Nadakhan) but it was more of those small things that just make you go - wow those two are closer than it seems
(also this kinda fits the idea of a more secret bond that the author of the previous post mentioned in the tags)
(btw i loooooove this idea)
the thing that made me think about it first was the 1st episode of the tournament of the elements, when Lloyd is talking to the rest of the ninja how the team needs them back and all that stuff
Jay talks about how he's mad at Cole
Cole talks about how he's mad at Jay
and Kai talks about how he misses Zane and how the team isn't the same without him and how he'd rather die instead of him and all that and he's the only ninja we see visiting Zane's statue in the show (except for the funeral ofc)
also Zane's funeral
Kai is the one doing the speech at his funeral (not other ninja, not Pix and not even sensei Wu or sensei Garmadon; like dude was picked to speak at his funeral when litteraly 2 of the possible options were his masters) and the speech was very personal (even tho ninja were all very close with each other, he didn't say that he powered all of them, he spoke from his personal experience "as he powered me")
another thing that i noticed was when in possesion, Zane started talking backwards and no one could understand him (even Jay who knows his way around when it comes to technology) but when Zane said some gibberish when they were in Ronin's shop, Kai was just like: he said it's another one of Morro's friends (maybe i'm overanalysing this one but you guys XD it wouldn't be possible in all the merged realms for a person that knows as little about tech as Kai "i hate technologyyyyyy" Smith to understand a nindroid that damaged his voice box and started talking backwards if he didn't know the said nindroid well enough on some deep level or sth to guess correctly what he's saying)
another thing could be the scene from master of the mountain, i mean it's like one of the most famous moments with those characters together if i'm not wrong (i mean i know some of their lines by heart, it's hilarious) but the reason they got lost together in the dungeons in the first place was bc during the breakout from the mines, they were running away together (i may be overanalysing as well but i wouldn't have it any other way XDD), maybe it was just some instincts or sth but still, they have that kind of trust in each other and they can feel safer together (when they saw Cole running in the same direction, they wanted him to go with them too but the rocks blocked the way, but it's not that relevant to my point now haha)
another thing about Kai and Zane that made me think about it was how in those "baby teams" that they were in during that year between hands of time and the oni trilogy, they were teamed up with each other
when ninja split up to fight some bad guys if needed and find sensei Wu who got lost in the time stream, it made perfect sense for Cole and Jay to go together (bc besties and they've been through so much together that they're probably only people in all the realms that could handle each other for a year), it made perfect sense for Nya to go by herself (you know she's used to working alone and she likes solitude and is very independent) and it made perfect sense for Lloyd to go alone too (a future master, with Wu gone he probably was also figuring out stuff for himself) and just like those teams made perfect sense, the Kai and Zane team also made perfect sense (maybe in a bit less obvious way, but it's a way of showing the relationship that they have, and just how comfortable they are with each other and how natural this whole "who likes ice cream? i do! how was that for a last line, Kai? can we leave now?" thing was, i actually love the idea of Zane wanting to learn some lines to throw at villains and wanting Kai to teach him that while our Kai is still stuck at the old "NOT SO FAST" since basically the beggining of the show XDDD), and obviously since Wu was gone at the time, no one set those teams up, but the ninja themselves (so that means that they chose to go together, yay)
i've noticed another thing with the opposite friendship that i've found interesting, when Zane was the Ice Emperor and Lloyd was trying to remind him of his past he was just like: but Kai? you gotta remember Kai! and just proceeded to tell him the story about him being a pink ninja for a day (i just think that's really funny but also kinda cute that in a situation where Zane needs to remember stuff to no longer be an evil tyrant, Lloyd just tells him about Kai, i think that either he knew that these 2 were close or pulling that laundry prank on Zane was his favorite memory from his childhood, i kinda think it was both ngl)
another throwback to the Never Realm, when Zane plugged that mech into his head to charge it he said something along the lines of: "like Kai used to say: here goes nothing!" (idk the quote but you get what i'm saying hah), like bro is about to risk his life or memories bc he has no other way and he's thinking about his best friend who actually does risky stuff for fun XD (ofc he risks to protect, just like Zane, but not only ofc XD he kinda likes that risky feeling and all that, but i also feel like that ability to take a risk without much analysis is something that Kai may have taught him a bit)
also another thing that stuck with me was in march of the oni, after Cole fell into this oni cloud thing and when Kai is like "we have to turn back" and is under strong emotions (can't actually tell what it is, excuse my alexithymia XD but i get it in this weird non-verbalised way hah) and Zane is the one that's trying to calm him down
oh and i almost forgot about Zane waking up after the merge, i mean Wu could've just called Nya there bc she's good with tech stuff and she could reactivate Zane by herself, but for some reason he also called Kai (Kai knows nothing about technology but was there, maybe to support his best friend on his first mission since the merge or he wanted him especially to be one of the people that he first sees after being reactivated)
alright maybe some of that was overanalysing but idc XD
i sometimes believe that if you like duos that interact a whole lot, you have a lot just handed to you, but if you like duos that don't have a big thing in the plot, you just turn into detective Zane and overanalise stuff about your favorite legos XD
anyway thanks for sitting through that and instead of a potato, enjoy my version of the fridge scene from season 1 XD
opposite but it’s like, bruise vibes. kai and zane getting into petty arguments over random stuff and it turns out kai knows a lot more that it seems, zane. of course he knows shit about metal too, zane, HE WAS A BLACKSMITH FOR A LONG TIME, ZANE
In Zane's defense Kai was really really bad at it though
since i started interacting with the ninjago fandom here too, let's talk relationships and headcanons and characters and all that haha (long af post alert)
so let's start with platonic ships that i absolutely love and as an aromantic person i deeply appreciate (and ngl they're my favorite types of relationships even irl):
opposite (Kai and Zane, if you're into that you should totally check out this fic right there: https://share.google/lz9cVmCXL8Owrx7st it's by @lesbianonthesubway and it's super cute)
sci-pie (Arin and Sora)
bruise (Jay and Cole)
hotwire (Kai and Pix)
colya (Cole and Nya)
detective duo (Arin and Wyldfyre, idk if that's the name for them but i'm just calling them that and if you like it, feel free to tag along hah)
wyldcat (Wyldfyre and Sora)
samurai (Nya and Pix)
Dareth and Karloff (idk whether there's a name for this duo but yea)
now romantic ships that i like:
scruff (Dareth and Ronin)
raincloud (Benthomaar and Vania, actually i started liking them bc of @parachutingkitten check out her video about it:
)
pixane (Zane and Pix)
jaya (Nya and Jay)
greenflower (Lloyd and Brad)
shrek/glitch/techtonic (Sora and Frak, another time where @parachutingkitten made me like a ship haha and she talks about it in one of her videos too tho i can't remember which one XD)
think fast (Neuro and Griffin Turner)
Ultraviolet and Miss Demeanor (idk whether there's a ship name for that but i feel like they could be a good ship hah)
(i'm also open to seeing what goes on with airjitzu shipping (Arin and Euphrasia), and if it's done well i might ship them too)
now queerplatonic relationships (yay):
geode (Cole and Geo)
Rontu and Egalt (idk if there's a name for them)
vanillacake (Cole and Vania)
the First Spinjitzu Master and Mistake (idk if there's a name for them)
familial duos/gangs that i love:
RGB siblings (Kai, Nya and Lloyd)
Kai and Wyldfyre
Lloyd and Arin
Nya and Sora
Cole and Frak
Cole and the finders
Smith siblings
Garmadon and Lloyd (especially early days Garmadon and sensei Garmadon)
Garmadon and Kai (especially sensei Garmadon)
Ronin and Nya
the Walkers (Ed, Edna and Jay)
Lou and Cole
Zane and Echo
Pix and Borg
the whole ninja team basically XD
the Smiths (Maya, Ray, Kai and Nya)
Wu and Morro
Gandalaria and Bonzel
i'm not sorry for the long post, it will happen again
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Raincloud be like:
Vania: omg, I get so many butterflies when I'm around him, he's so cute, I've got the biggest crush, do you think he likes me back???
Bentho: My heart has been entranced by a radiant goddess of optimism, my love for her shall be undying into eternity-
OMG YESSSSS
And that was the last time Cole and Jay were in charge of groceries (Sensei made sure of it).
biblically accurate bruise duo and opposite duo