You know nothing jon snow.

*begins waltzing with broom* I could have DAAAAANCED all NIIIIIGHT

*hits broom handle on the ground and tap dances* LOOK AT ME! IM THE KING OF NEW YORK!

*gently places broom against a wall* I’m the belle of the ball in my own little corner!

*broom starts dancing of its own accord* BE. OUR. GUEST!

so apparently musicals have a thing for brooms huh

@4nessj

COME FOR HIM ELIZABETH!

i don’t get it omg

who the fuck is party cannon they’re the true rebels here

WHO THE FUCK TAKES A BITE STRAIGHT OUT OF A LEMON

I TOLD YOU I THOUGHT IT WAS A FUCKING GRAPEFRUIT

WHO THE FUCK TAKES A BITE STRAIGHT OUT OF A GRAPEFRUIT

WHO THE FUCK TAKES A BITE STRAIGHT OUT OF A LEMON

I TOLD YOU I THOUGHT IT WAS A FUCKING GRAPEFRUIT

WHO THE FUCK TAKES A BITE STRAIGHT OUT OF A GRAPEFRUIT

Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

those are his hooves you bitch

I, for one, like Roman numerals.

Bro this isn’t a bad joke it’s really well thought out

white ppl bands have some weird names like the one with too many pilots and the other one that’s just a year from the past

im laughing so hard omfg it’s like walking down the unflavored oatmeal aisle

I CAN T TELL WHO IS WHO LMAO

I want a friend that will do this.. I’m the sad friend.

I cry smile everytime i see this 

i feel so dirty when i see people reblog their owns posts/selfies nonchalantly like if ur gonna be that annoying at least pretend like youre trying to pass it off as a joke

imagine being this concerned about business that isn’t yours lol

i just fuckinf noticed they switched the d and the s’s places what the…fuck?

its because the d stands for down and the s stands for sideways…. this is clearly how it was meant to be all along

W for “wupwards”

a is for “am going left”