coffee and writing

May you find exactly what you want at the thrift shop, in your price range, next time you’re there.

can’t pass up this kinda karma

and in your size

As someone failing science, I need this pigeon to work.

As someone facing a few financial crisis I need this pigeon to take care of their feet. Don’t wear shoes all day, pigeon. It’s not good for them.

wouldn’t it be lit if physical beauty wasn’t the primary determinant of female worth? like idk I think it would just be fun lol

i miss the days when people would discreetly cough blood into their handkerchiefs instead of everyone always trying to be this season’s Little Miss Tuberculosis

Beyoncé please just put lemonade on Spotify you made your point PLEASE

due to personal reasons I’m suing the entire human race

honestly, i was so frightened when i was at highschool because everyone said this was the GOLDEN DAYS. it’s not. even university is not. it gets better. you get better.

Yeah kids being a teenager is not your prime. Don’t stress about that, ok? It’s a bullshit concept that was never true and still isn’t.

@ erykah Birdu

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