🚀 Blasting Through The Sky At The Speed Of Light

life… is an egg

explain

has chickens in it sometimes

“Is there friendly fire?” I ask to my teammate who is about to get very mad

theres canonically a greedytown and liartown and mayhemtown and more towns like lazytown???

THE ENTIRE VERSE IS JUST SEVEN TOWNS AND THEy’RE BASED OFF THE SEVEN DEADLY SINS APPARENTLY

THE EDGY THEORIES ARE TRUE

lusttown

since lazytown is called “lazytown” rather than “slothtown,” wouldn’t “lusttown” actually be called “hornytown”

MURDERTOWN

the gluttony one is called flavortown

pls stop

If Sportacus is trying to prevent laziness, would the person trying to prevent hornyness be Thotticus?

I just hit my head on a drawer after reading this

@officialah

we all know damn well everyone on this chart would be shouting mcdonalds and I won’t stand for this

#gamergate is so 2014

LMFAOOOOOOOOOO