Ilyilyashane

​a man who has never denied himself anything meets a man who denies himself everything and the hedonist tries to lure the self-abnegator into succumbing to the pleasures of the flesh and succeeds but their rendezvous makes accidentally clear that true pleasure is derived from the perilous destructive nature of intimate connection and eventually true actual love and so we come to conclude that in fact the hedonist is the one who has never allowed himself anything true while the self-abnegator has never strayed from the path of his want and then they put them on ice skates and gave them sticks

“was that bad?” let me cup your breasts tenderly when I say ah, no, opposite

Inside Shane's head: orgasm ✅️, time for pillow talk, what is the most emotionally devastating question i can ask my casual situationship today?

it's not gay if you were rookies together

shane’s so fucking brave, man. where the fuck would they be if shane weren’t so full of courage

shane’s aura and confidence in episode 5 always kills me like he showed up to tampa with nothing but a duffel bag full of lube and condoms and a dream. and also the unwavering certainty that he was never going near pussy again

Ilya's stronger than me actually because if my situationship who I've been fucking on and off for almost a decade fled my house and then got into a very public relationship with a Hollywood superstar mere weeks later I would have been blowing up his phone every other hour, leaving drunk voicemails where I'm just howling You begged for my cock literally begged for it you wanted it in your mouth so bad you hit the floor without me even having to ask I made you cum hands free first try your prostate might as well have my postal code on it and you think you're leaving me?? ME????? Slut!!! Please call me back I miss you.

Why did 4 months of this year go by in like a week

Where am I

i’m just tryna have a nice time despite knowing facts and information