and you know why

yes teenage girls can be dramatic and wild but honestly have u ever even seen what happens when u tell a grown man ‘no’

literally drinking a beer by the lake and still opened tumblr. some of us are beyond saving

not all your fave blorbos can be masochists some of those fuckers gotta enjoy beating the shit out of someone during sex

they should invent putting on sunscreen that doesn't feel like putting on sunscreen

the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.

I live a very balanced life of noticing things nobody else does and not noticing the things that literally everybody notices

[image description: 11 photos of various cats trying their hardest to steal a bite of human foods, while their humans hold them back by grabbing their heads, causing them to have funny stretched faces and bug eyes.]

i want history museums i want art galleries i want forests i want waterfalls i want oceans i want long car drive i want concerts i want book stores i want rooftops i want star gazing i want to travel i want to feel 

@ralfmaximus

you can pry starting sentences with 'and' or 'but' out of my cold, dead hands

when people die early in a story but their death sets the tone for the whole story and to an extent sets everything in motion even if the story isn’t about their death… that’s good shit right there!