It Do Be Like That Sometimes

one of my favorite hobbies is not being a parent

do you guys ever like forget you’re interested in something until you start engaging with it again and you go “oh wait i’m like crazy crazy about this yeah”

time spent with animals is never wasted

girl who started a load on laundry: I’m gonna change my life I’m gonna clean my whole house I’m gonna go on a walk

I can't believe November is almost over. What's next, December?? Thank god there aren't any months after that

Hey bro on a scale of nothingburger to everythingbagel how would you rate our gay sex last night

I’m probably going to jingle only some of the way this year, I’m tired

bro just take my fucking job application without a cover letter. we're literally gonna be in a mega economic collapse, you're not gonna fucking read it anyways. do you really need some fucking fanfic about me working at your business?? what the fuck are we even doing right now??