i will face god and walk backwards into hell

dream job is to be that one rotted hand that bursts out of the grave to snatch some stupid idiot by the ankles and pull them under the earth

stop blaming everyone for all of your problems. pick one sports team you hate and blame them for everything

there's a stage in sandwich consumption where it's falling to pieces & you're desperately cupping it in your hands & it's like this poor wounded animal that is covered in mustard & wants to die

For most people, life doesn’t truly begin until they’re 26-30 or older. The way we romanticize and obsess over youth is super harmful. Your life is not over at 21, I promise you. It’s just beginning

the first seasons of spn are so dark cause they didn't want you to be able to see all the gay sex dean was having send tweet

me as a hotel receptionist: *greets guests by playing hotel california but cutting it off right before they say california*