Just some guy

Welcome to the no note rotating vape guys post

where are the notes????? who took them>>?

If ant mans suit worked by reducing space between atoms, he wouldn’t be able to shrink down smaller than an atom.

yeah because the quantum realm is just so shittily designed

This reminds me of that post where someone said you can Find+Replace every semicolon (U+003F) with a Greek question mark (U+003B). They both display as “;” and are even the same character in most U.S. encodings, but plain text/code API’s interpret them differently. This means the victim will have every line be an error and have no fucking clue why

DUNC

D U N C

D U N C

That’s a weird dog

I’m american and still feel this way about other americans lmao

I wipe my ass and I slap my nuts

we need to stop doing litterary analysis....... like maybe kafka just litteraly turned into an insect who are we to tell him that he didnt

i think that might be analysis i'm so sorry :(

#you have done an interpretation fondest regrets

same energy as the “hating philosophy is a philosophy” post

Nobody gave us the source code for how our bodies work so we’ve basically spent centuries reverse engineering ourselves

Gaud I want you to greet me in my nightmares

that’s bc none of u fungus lumps have any preservation skills & u never have

if you appear in my nightmares, then i can finally fulfill my fantasies of putting you into the worlds largest blender. 

what the FUCK is w/ this website and turning my remains into foodstuff???

You fucking ASKED US TO TURN YOU INTO SOUP

THAT SOUNDS FAMILIAR BUT I DENY IT UNTIL U CAN PROVIDE EVIDENCE

Ope. Exposed

mother FUCKER i am going to solidify inside your nasal cavity

so yall just decided to turn this into a call out post huh

If you can turn solid inside of their nasal cavity, that means you can turn solid on command. Therefore, a cup made from solid gaud full of liquid gaud is completely plausible and consumable

oooh I have a lot of that here :D I might post some pictures then next time we go on a hike