literally Jo March

That's the face of a vamp who's getting good dick on the reg. Buddy's got some vitamin D of both kinds.

It's all a misunderstanding, my love. I wished to serve the god of the dark wood like the rest. Forgive me. My hands are much older than the rest of me. Forgive me.

his eyes were bloodshot and his mouth agape. i think he’s just in awe at how funny it is and i go “lol who’s sniff and who’s whimper” and he goes. “no. THAT’S US.”

called his brother to get here asap with the hard drives of the day they were born, spent the next hour doing a deep dive to find the source of this image and analyzing the video. the only differences are the sheet and crib they’re in but we think they may have been moved to a secondary location between the video and this image because their features are identical and the hats are the EXACT same down to how they’re resting on their heads, and they were not provided by the hospital.

i quote sniff and whimper every day. i show everybody i know this gif i think it is that funny. my friend and i were laying on the ground like two hours before dinner going “i’m sniff..” “i’m whimper!” in little voices.

i fucking know sniff and whimper. i’ve known sniff and whimper all along.

So are

colostomy bags

Diapers

insulin pumps

Oxygen systems

rollators

hearing aids

compression garments

prosthetics

FREEDOM AIDS

- service animals

- noise cancelling headphones/ear defenders

- wheelchair attachments

- fidgets

IT’S DISABILITY PRIDE MONTH YALL

- those utensils they make for people with stuff like Parkinson's where the handle self-corrects for the shaking so you can eat with dignity and without spilling

- those little cards you can get to give to service people that say something like "the person with me has dementia, they may need things repeated or explained" so the service person understands what's going on and can help

- shower chairs

-walk-in baths

- grab handles

the season is not even over and I have seen so many many posts about such character or such plotline being ruined (reading this about marius who had all of 5 minutes of screen time was low-key hilarious). what happened to letting the tale seduce you? what happened to 'we are getting Lestat's pov'? do you think that Lestat, who's been recently betrayed, who's at (yet another) low point in his life, is being truthful about everyone and everything? read between the lines, look between the cracks... why are you complaining about not getting his version of the trial when he's not even reached his time in NOLA in his storytelling?!

and finally... why are you, again, complaining about the characters doing problematic shit on the characters doing problematic shit show? gabistat's incestual relationship is obviously a defining event for Lestatine and honestly it's being depicted very well imo, Louis's fucked up relationship to Claudia and his tendency to exploitation is very much in line with the first seasons (honestly loved the way they explored Loustat's grief in 3×05), Armand is Armand: he does unhinged stuff behind everyone's back trying to fix what he thinks needs to be fixed (I literally saw someone complain about him pushing Larry to suicide... that's the guy who organised Claudia's murder and you're complaining about fucking Larry??), Daniel is a truth-seeking asshole like he's always been, he rejoices in extracting the truth from his subjects and yeah sometimes that means you'll see him gloat as someone is telling him about a deeply traumatic experience - it's a bit unhinged but it's very in line with what they've always shown us.

I don't understand all the complaining, these are the same characters, acting as they always have, only in a different context and from a different pov. it almost feels like some ppl were expecting the show to be like 'you see this flawed character, they're actually not flawed this way and a better person than was previously portrayed'.

Half my dash is "DEVIL'S MINION FEELS RUSHED!" and the other half is "DEVIL'S MINION ISN'T DOING ENOUGH!"

Half my dash is "ARMAND LOVES DANIEL SO SO MUCH! THEY INVENTED ROMANCE!" and the other half is "ARMAND IS MANIPULATING DANIEL TO DO HIS BIDDING! THEY'VE ERASED THE ROMANCE!"