I'll Be Your Soulmate

@Netflix please stop trying to promote amy schumer to me. please. i’m begging you. i don’t know who i hurt in a past life to deserve this or what i’ve watched that makes you think i would willingly sit through anything she has created but please make it go away i don’t want to look at her

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This is so my favorite Thor movie

that “oh shit” line is my absolute favorite moment in the history of Thor movies

Why does this fucking movie read like a god damn crack video but ITS ALL CANON AND REAL WTF MR WAITITI

No offence but Pokemon has been nothing but a positive force in my life and I will love Pokemon forever

the thing about being an adult is every time you turn around some shit gotta be “renewed”. tags. licenses. passports. like i’m the same bitch doing the same shit

in el tango de roxanne when the narcoleptic argentinian goes “ROOOOOOXANNE” and ewan mcgregor is like “WHYYYYY DOES MY HEART CRY” and the violins are just freaking out in the background that’s the most intense moment in film history

“too much garlic” is a myth other flavors invented so that we’d care about them

IM CRYING HES HOLDING HER LIKE AN ORANGE

This guy is my inspiration

my depression is cured

@khatarna

@rebtek thank you so much for this very important video :0