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This is a call to action. Read Soukou Akki Muramasa and Hentai Prison.

Also sss class suicide hunter

potion that turns the user into Saber for 5 hours

[forces you to drink it]

Are you talking about like a sword. Like the things that they used in the 19th century?

look up "Saber" in google images

Ok. So potion that turns into generic looking anime woman. She looks like a minor character in BlazBlue.

how the fuck do you know what BlazBlue is but you've never seen Saber before

Happy turkish coup d'etat day

You can lure beautiful women to your home with slow cooked pork

it s like bloos tower defence, you have to defend yourpork from woman

you can see how the original hellsing anime was trying to somewhat predict the trajectory of the series because of hirano's infamously glacial release schedule, which makes it funny that they start doing this right before the arc that can factually be described as "alucard goes to brazil"

I think I would go insane if I wrote out that much extrapolated gothic horror with a vaguely egyptian theme off the hermes line and then, during production, saw alucard wearing his rio vacation outfit at the start of elevator action arc

when dio drills his finger into his head thats like the sickest shit of all time