i need to destroy something

i would like to be smothered in kisses from a girl who calls herself mommy

Not to sound slutty but I would fold your laundry for you

the masculine urge to receive headpats and be called "good boy" after filing a bug report

who else is up permanently feeling like they did something Wrong

“behave” hey so unfortunately that was hot and i will be listening.

i hate getting attached to someone i wanna grow on you like moss not wait for a fucking text back this sucks

date idea: i lay down on ur lap and you pet my head and tell me im not too much

and for the lady, perhaps whatever the fuck she wants

threesome except its me, you, and the reassurance i needed

brb gonna go start a matriarchal religion real quick

My favorite sex position is when you communicate your feelings in a direct way. So i don’t have to do the emotional labor of trying to decode exactly what the fuck you’re saying

I like clingy. I like attention. I like affection. I like double texts. I like random calls. I like paragraphs.

I would so love to be someone’s “mine” right now

I'm craving stormy weather and inappropriate touching

men who try to shame women for liking calming games like animal crossing or minecraft or whatever are so pitiful. like maybe if u planted some virtual flowers to some calming music for a few hours u wouldnt be such a lil bitch