hellsite junkie

There are political newspaper comics that aren't this succinct

i dont know how people handle the world without looking at pictures of little tiny mice sitting on wheat

"what's tumblr like?" "well currently the majority of the userbase are writing synopses and critiques for a movie dreamt up by an old shoe"

As of this writing, Goncharov has been added and removed from the Martin Scorsese filmography Wikipedia page 7 times.

Grandmas were so right about puzzles and knitting and crocheting and solitaire and reading slow and slippers and baking and watching deer in the backyard send post

scrolling twitter today and then coming over here is like walking out of a burning building and then walking into the calm remains of a building that burnt down 5 years ago and has been reclaimed by nature.