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reblog to make someone bisexual

Can I reblog to make myself bisexual

As a Mongolian. What 

fuck I wanna be venti bf and I'm not even gay. I think

little wayne

what is humor

how can you even read the arguments it goes by way too fast

imagine walking around in your official tumblr merch pizza slice hoodie and twelve dudes just roll up and kung pow penis you irl

how would twelve dudes even roll up at the same place simultaneously? unless. they had some kind of bus...

bery large crarrar

Screaming in pain covered in blood trying to put the fitted sheets on the bed

at this point just sleep on the floor

lord grant me the serenity to do my laundry, the courage to do my laundry, and the wisdom to do my laundry

lord grant me the ability to not procrastinate, the courage to enjoy doing work, and the wisdom that doing work will allow me to play genshin impact

thumbs up

It will forever haunt me that I cannot share this joke with everyone I meet

I will be reblogging this every time it comes on my home page, thank you.

please give me context i am dying

Oh god ..

Reblog to give a nonbinary person soup

if you’re offline or away and i message you something (like a link to a meme or a picture or w/e) honestly just assume that i’m just leaving it there for when you get back and not expecting you to answer straight away. i don’t need you to respond with “hey, sorry, i wasn’t at the computer!” or anything. i was leaving u a gift for later.

This also applies if you’re online and just don’t want to or have the energy to deal with humans in the moment. Just because we have the ability to reply in real time does not mean we have the obligation.

im like a cat i drag the posts to ur doorstep and if ur not there it’s ok, the post will be on ur porch for later

YES

i dont get this grammar im very smart

if i were a drink i’d be cherry vanilla coke

if you were a drink what would you be

everyone’s like “bleach” or “sewage” please calm down edgelords

sparkling water