bye

Need minimum 12 hours a day of do my own thang time

what the actual fuck

i dont explain my poetry often

My boss was like “Do you have any idea how much money we’re losing” like who cares, it’s not like they would give it to me otherwise

Have our investors tried making coffee at home and not eating out so much?

i want to be a sweet and friendly girl but there’s all this anxiety. and the horrors

…I’ll always reblog the frog.

That’s a compelling counterpoint

Professionalism sucks I wanna put "😭😭" in my emails.

I dreamed that I was playing mariokart and there was a track that took 3 days to complete and when I somehow managed to get 1st place a popup came onscreen that had a pic of koopa troopa and text that read “congratulations!! you’re gonna have so much sex” and I started laughing so hard I woke up

my beautiful wife ibuprofen

the wedding will be quiet and dimly lit