professional idiot

aborted abortion doctor: yea thats what i woulda did

[desperately trying to sexualize doing laundry] putting... my load... in the

scrolling past furry art is like, the top part is a really cool drawing of a wolf on a motorcycle wearing a highly detailed leather jacket, but then you scroll down a little and his giant cock is hanging out for no reason

there's a reason

also: when someone is being shitty, just act like you don't understand what they mean. make them explain it. make them explain it in detail. Eventually they will get to a level of blatantness that they can't justify, and you can hit them with the classic weirded-out look and a good old fashioned "okay..." or "i don't know, that seems like a weird thing to care about."

especially effective in a group of people. No one wants to be Brandon, guy at lunch who just embarrassed himself in front of everyone by trying to justify his weirdly conservative beliefs.

grinding can be a stim if you’re not a coward

stroking him in the morning, when the sun is kissing the two of you awake and his groans are soft and a little gravelly

Sweet, gentle, passionate kissing while you're collared, tied up and dressed in nothing but cute lingerie and I'm fully clothed and pulling you in close and holding you tight and grinding my knee between your thighs

Sloppy head where the only words allowed are i love you

Did you hear a new love language just dropped? yeah its crazy. Its called just fuckin biting them.

reblogging this but shaking my head the whole time to show i don't believe in love languages

Reblogging this while biting someone and shaking my head the whole time to rend flesh

call his pussy misinformation the way i be spreading it