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"Did you know," Geralt says eventually ("Geralt," Lambert grunts as a warning, but his brother appears not to hear him), "did you know that Lambert once described you as, and I quote, the best man he's ever met?"

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Not too deep of a story, but @extra-standard-deviation requested a comic of Letho and Eskel and I of course HAD to include Lil'Bleater lskdjfsd During a battle, Letho spotted the goat and spent the entire fight protecting the baby.

"Hi, yes um- This is Jaskier, from the uh- cottage down the road?"

"The one with the flowers? Is there a problem?"

"Yes um- You see, this may sound a bit crazy but uh- there's a horse in my garden. My fenced off garden. And while that's not exactly a problem, the last time I checked I didn't own a horse so-"

[you can hear Geralt sigh]

"I know, I know. It's not even six in the morning, terrible time for a rescue mission if you ask me."

"Honestly I have no idea how or why Roach keeps escaping. You really must be fed up with this, I'm sorry."

"Oh, nonsense! She's a darling, really. I think she just wants to visit Petunia and her newborn babies."

"Petunia?"

"My cat, rescued her not all too long ago, the two ladies love headbutting each other, it's adorable. But I could live without the giant horse poop on my porch."

"Im on my way."

"Yeah, of course. She's in the foaling box we prepped for her."

[insert Geralt standing right in front of said box, which is painfully empty]

[incoming call from Jaskier]

"Geralt, darling, I think you need to bring two halters? And maybe a mop."

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for those that have been asking: Jaskier lives in a cottage down the road and has a really big flower garden and a small vegetable garden, both are mostly for fun

although it's fenced off, the fence is only waist high and Roach easily jumps over it (once she's pregnant Jaskier just leaves the gates open for her)

he's rich, no one knows why and he won't tell, but he doesn't have to go to work and spends his days living the cottagecore dream life

Fan animation ... I always loved N ...