I always forget how fucked up summer is. It's 23:00.

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@ikeanutella
I always forget how fucked up summer is. It's 23:00.

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i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today
You get transported into the universe of the last media you consumed. How are you doing?
This is better than my real life
I'm doing well
I'm doing fine
I'm not having a good time
I'm absolutely cooked
There is nothing different about this universe and my own
Arvostan tÀtÀ sanaleikkiÀ junan kahvimukissa.
(Ei ois tarvinnut selitystÀ tuohon alle, mutta hauska joka tapauksessa)
No shame in using the safeword (quitting a fic that doesnt do it)

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Things that are ACTUALLY in the Shane Hollander Mic'd Up compilation that we all wish we could watch through the portal:
- "Hey, how was your summer? Good, good."
- "Mic'd up. I'm mic'd up. Don't."
- "Have you ever been to Greece? Told Ilya I would ask you."
- "What? No, man, he didn't say that. He said he was gonna get your ass. Yeah, man, he only fucks one ass. Yeah, I mean, I would say fuck you too but--"
- "Heeeey, davai, davai. Great assist. Hah, no, don't come closer, I'm mic'd and you know I don't trust you."
- "The Royal Tiger Towel Paper Towel Power Play. The Royal Tiger Towel Paper Towel Power Play. The Royal--"
- "HEY MATHESON. You ever been to Vegas? I said, you ever been to VEGAS? I hear they let the good hockey players go there in the summer but I feel like you wouldn't know that."
- "FUCK. Hey, ref, what the fuck was that? Oh, you didn't see that? Fuck you. No, you stay there, my husband's gonna talk to you--fuck you, put me in the bin then, this is bullshit--"
- "You have the smelling salts? Yeah. FUCK--"
- "I am mic'd. Remember I am mic'd. Nope, not even in Russian."
- "Oh, yeah, the pickle video was funny. Harris said it got a lot of views, so. Yeah, no, he actually really does love pickles that much."
- "Sinclair, you got something to say? Yeah, I'm better at hide the pickle than you are at hockey. You want to ask another stupid question?"
- "You know, I run a charity too. Oh, I just assumed that you were doing some kind of Make-A-Wish thing out here with your wingers, since it looks like this is your first day on the ice."
- "Oh, hey, look. Jackie and the kids are waving at us. Okay. Okay, Rozanov, that's enough."
- "Mic'd. Mic'd. Mic'd."
- "Hello Hockey Night, welcome to my husband's shoulder pads--" "Fuck OFF, Rozanov."
- "Great goal. Great goal. Lyublyu tebya. Yes, baby, you did that."
Mina kÀra ömsesidiga bolag mutuals,
Mannagrynsgröt?
Ja tack
Nej tack
Har aldrig provat det
Annan oÀndligt nyanserad Äsikt
January 2017 - Tampa Bay
Heated Rivalry Week | Day 6 - Favourite Scene
okay stay with me for this one.
When Ilya moves to the Centaurs he doesnât get to keep his number. Some old fuck on the team already has it and refuses to trade, no matter how much Ilya bribes him.
so, in true Ilya Rozanov fashion, he picks the number 24. People think he did it to be an asshole, which is true, but he also did it to have Shane with him all the time. Shane was both infuriated and touched by it.
but then of course, years later, SHANE transfers to Ottawa. And lo and behold, the old fuck who had number 81 retired, so when Shane has to choose a number?
81 is available.
so the first day of training, Shane walks into practice in a jersey that says Hollander, 81, with an absolutely shit-eating grin on his face.
and Ilya goes insane.
Dolly Parton in The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas (1982)

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i can't do this anymore guys. dostoevsky never wrote this. please. can anyone hear me. if you do proper research the earliest version of this quote is from like a 2010 facebook quote with a magenta flower on it. it's gotten so bad that it's even credited to him on goodreads but nobody can source where he wrote it because he fucking didn't. i can't keep seeing this in your web weaves. dostoevsky the author of crime and punishment did not in fact write "you were destined for me. perhaps as a punishment". that is just simply not true. please nod and tell me you understand
"this quote was attributed to me. perhaps as a punishment." -dostoevsky
TerveisiÀ ja enemmÀn persekuutioita vaan kaikille suomen fasisti-natseille
toivon ettÀ koko suomitumppu tietÀÀ et 13.5. on "ÀlÀ hymyile senkin rikas" -alkuperÀistwiitin vuosipÀivÀ
Valmistitko simaa tÀnÀ vappuna?
KyllÀ, ihan itse ensimmÀistÀ kertaa.
KyllÀ, ihan itse. Olen valmistanut ennenkin.
En ole koskaan valmistanut simaa, mutta joku muu lÀhipiirissÀ valmisti.
En, mutta joku muu lÀhipiirissÀ valmisti. Olen valmistanut itse aiemmin.
En ole koskaan valmistanut simaa, eikÀ kukaan lÀhipiirissÀkÀÀn valmistanut.
En, eikÀÀ kukaan lÀhipiirissÀkÀÀn valmistanut. Olen valmistanut itse aiemmin.
Hyi, simaa. x(
Purkamas turhautumist junassa :D
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Residents of Tallinn apparently are all cannabis georg who smoke *checks notes* 48 480 blunts a day (per person), according to Helsingin Uutiset
Savu-Georg please meet your friend from Helsinki, beer-Georg (Kalja-Yrjö) who drinks 700 beer cans a day
Savu-JĂŒri and Kalja-Yrjö should meet up. It looks like they have a lot in common
did laundry and showered today you knowwwww i'm hitting that clean sheets clean jammies clean me trifecta tonight
bro im bedcelled. im comfypilled. im literally cozymaxxing.
âhonkpilled shoomaxxer
straight up "snorkin' it". and by "it" haha, well. let's just say. mimimi
many such pillowcases