Unrestrained summer fun

Hm… Mario’sa saw an ad in the newspaper for’a part time job! Mario’sa gonna take it! It’a seems like easy pay! Yahoo!

Why are they moving.

weird how no one ever comments on the absence of smells unprompted. the nose just isn't a topic of conversation unless it's urgent huh

"i'm not touching anything right now" small talk on the international space station

you’re allowed 2 minutes of sadness then you gotta keep it gangsta

dog and snog

My yearly dog and snog post

I feel so mature sleeping w my tv turned off

What if i put a curse on you lol

Don't even joke about that it isn't funny.

2003 will be my year

Piss on me. Fucking piss on me but do it in the antarctic so that the pee freezes in mid air while you are pissing off a building and the piss turns to spear’s. impale me with frozen urine and then shit on my butt corpse. Im a fat gay and I want to go to Ice Hell ftw.