Hello bro

ants making ladders and bridges is neat but imagine they start making levers and pulleys

ok but what if they made a special kind of glue that allowed them to walk up and down anything

Dont be very woried about me since i deserve all of this

100 of the mightiest warriors on earth will battle to the death, for title of Simpsons King

I’m gonna give my (grumpy old lady) rabbit all her favorite treats!!!

I'm going to use some left over fleece to make fluffy toys, get the outside birds fancy fruit seed mix, the squirrels peanuts. For Bailey shell get a fancy chewy.

my beutiful children will recieve nuclear luanch codes ❤️❤️❤️

first it was girls' locker rooms vs boys' locker rooms then it was the feminine urge to vs the masculine urge to now it's girl dinner vs boy dinner when will it end when will we escape i feel like maybe some of you guys dont even want to escape doesnt anyone else want to escape

minos was such a pussy. if my wife gave birth to an epic minotaur baby i wouldn't have locked him in a labyrinth. i would have taken him to the mcdonalds play place (athens) every day and let him eat as many stray mcnuggets (athenians) off the floor as he wanted. i love you hungry son

(pulling a painted vase out of my wallet) and this is my youngest at his first nose ring fitting. isn't he handsome