they should add green to the transgender pride flag to represent hustlers+money

as funny as “those are his hooves you bitch” I’m mad that it overshadows that lil wayne really did have socks on in a jacuzzi 

can y'all stop just throwing random words together and expecting us to understand it

you had to be there

i love my misandrist mother i asked her one time if she liked lord of the rings and she said “i’m tired of men going on adventures”

Cloud-Clipped Yew Hedges located at Powys Castle in Wales

met gala theme fat and in jeans

any tips for developing discipline? ive been going through life on a lackadaisical hedonist build but ive got a bunch of mysterious problems that i may or may not be at fault for

Cargo shorts are one of the ugliest clothes ever invented. Next to overalls.

Cargo Shorts are useful when you’re meeting a white bear in the desert and have to carry Gun Oil, condoms, weed, a crowler of craft beer and your 3DS XL with pokemon moon so

Just carry a purse…

But I told him I was masc :(

:(

@plumslices

i just need one more staff fragment and i can finally craft my staff of wolf lightning

What exactly is wolf lightning?

2x stronger than normal lightning + applies wolf effect

Driving around my town trying to find one single burger just one burger or a hot dog but Unfortunately everythings just rubble and twisted scaffolding upstretched and rotting and theres shit on fire and a big black ass sky

Guess i cant do shit anymore Cause the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides... And yep, you guessed it: a dark wind blows.