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going forward, red words are considered odd numbers, unless the words were already even numbers, like five. blue words are scared of odd numbers and so will only appear in the same sentence with them if there are green words there too. green words are considered even and five. if you trap a blue word in a sentence with red words but no green words, death will result, and will be considered odd. odd numbers are divisible by purple words unless they (purple or red) are prime or it is raining. death has resulted. a prime number can eat the corpses of most red words and some others but they will be absolutely poisoned and die if they eat an even number, like five. this is how the stock market works.

there’s still idiots in my inbox asking if m this is real— yes it is.

this is AI

Fuck small talk.  Let’s talk about how your day was, the weather, or the big game last night.

Ok but why are the suckers and losers trying to kill me today

our idiotic ancestors used to believe stuff that's not true but luckily we've now figured out all the true things to believe in

Good morning to doomed people only

New idealogy i call it Alcohol Feminism