I will go on BTS' show so help me God

It is true in my heart of hearts that everyone. or at least a solid majority of people. genuinely think the inciting incident of the HuntervHollander fight is that Scott called Shane a slur. I’m being serious. There is very little that could get Hockey’s Two Goodest Boys beating each other up especially with the genuine rage Shane was displaying there. A week after the fight Shane and Scott’s agents have to force them to separately release statements that are just “I did not say something racist to one of the only Asian players in the league” and “I did not try to kill Scott because he said a racist slur to me” because the hockey community is tearing them to SHREDS absolutely convinced Scott said some heinous shit to get Shane to react like that. Which. He did. But it was a gay-on-gay hate crime and nobody was guessing that.

That being said, the public reaction also gets flipped a complete 180 after Scott comes out. The new prevailing theory is that Scott hinted at being gay and Shane immediately tried to do a homophobia about it. Suddenly Shane is getting canceled over alleged homophobia. This would be the funniest thing to ever happen to Ilya if Shane wasn’t freaking out to him about being associated with the concept of being gay even in a homophobic way. Scott and Shane have to release ANOTHER pair of statements which are “I was not trying to commit a hate crime, I did not know Scott was gay at this point in time” and “I did not tell Hollander I was gay to instigate a fight”. Once again, only some people believe them.

“people won’t be friends with you if you’re mean to them” is something you have GOT to learn in adulthood if you never learned it as a shut-in internet-socialized youth. you can’t just go up and say to ppl to shut the fuck up and kill themselves all the time and then expect people to genuinely care for you.

bullying my kittens by saying mean things like “aren’t you tired of being a baby? don’t you want to grow up already?”

the answer is no, they’re milking it for all it’s worth

We must do everything in our power to eradicate Mormonism.

I will wage a holy war in Utah the likes of which the world has never seen.

recommending things i like to other people is so scary. i’ll be talking about how good it is and what i like about it so they check it out and then im like “fuuuuuck i forgot to warn them about all the early chapter stuff that you kinda just have to let slide and trust the process”

dry humping in its specificity as a term implies the existence of wet humping

"thought crimes aren't real, it's your actions that matter" and "your mindset informs how you treat others, so you should try not to have a shitty one" are another pair of things that are both true btw

Anyone who suggests that Hudson Williams' portrayal of Shane Hollander was anything less than a master class of subtlety and physicality as a result of not just talent but passion, dedication and Doing 👏 The 👏 Work 👏 must have been watching with their fucking eyes closed and shall be set on fire immediately. 🔥

[one single bloodcurdling agonized scream] ok time to lock in

Ilya doesn’t quite understand what Autism is but knows that Shane is just a little different and starts picking up on “Shane habits” in other people and just going “oh you act like Shane” until one day someone jokes that Shane has autism and Ilya gets confused going on about how other people also do what Shane does

Being like. Post-suicidal is so strange. Like hiiiii everybody im new I spent a good chunk of my life languishing and have like 3 or 4 lived experiences. But now I'm ready to fuck and party or whatever. Can we be friends. Im so happy to be here. Can we be friends