unfortunately, due to several experiences in my youth, i cannot just “walk up and join the circle of people talking”, but it does sound lovely thank you

why do little kids always tantrum scream like they’re reenacting jurassic park

Well maybe they should get bigger bodies

They do. It takes several years.

Several years??? Typical millennial laziness

“is that ur bf??? ;)” “haha well….. .that’s very sweet but bigfoot doesn’t belong to any of us, u know,”

i hope this email finds you a broken husk of a man

I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh…hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????

This is really beautiful!!!

Oh fuck

Gan Eden

I want to hug that fat little tree so badly it makes my heart ache

two ewes in a Subaru, what will they do

the translation is significantly more Soviet in tone than the original, which is great