Bad Ideas Are My Specialty

it's indeed worth analysing why you feel the way you feel about something = any of the tasks you are procrastinating (and generally can be being stressed, fear of failure, being judged or anything like that: go slowly and show yourself you can actually do it and all will be okay. be kind with yourself and take care of you in the process and indeed give yourself accolades after every little win/goal reached)

You will be okay, love. You have always found a way to keep going. This time won’t be any different.

I work at a restaurant and nothing will ever beat the time this woman threw an absolute hissy fit at brunch because we ran out of home fries and all we had were french fries, she yelled at me, she demanded to speak to my manager, and when she’s in the middle of complaining, my manager just stopped her and went “hey do you want a hug?” and this woman went “what?” and my manager was like “you just seem super upset about the shape of these potatoes and I thought maybe you needed a hug” fucking hysterical, I got to watch a human blue screen in real life, absolutely the best way to shame someone for their nonsense I’ve ever seen

hate it when I'm eating and my stomach starts growling

if you could wait a fuckin second man big changes are coming I promise

SO THAT’S HOW THEY FUCKING DO IT

Reblogging this because my entire life, all of my bows have looked like my shoelaces. Wrapping presents is going to be so much more aesthetically pleasing now

There is zero chance I will remember how to tie these, and even less chance that any of them would stay tied if attached to the vortex of entropy that is my person. But they’re so cool!

It IS true that being on here gives you a tumblr accent. This morning my mother asked me something and i replied "i don't know i've never heard these words in that order" and she nearly choked laughing. It wasn't even that funny