The Clock is Ticking Away

*makes an illegal u-turn* Baby Driver (2017) dir. Edgar Wright

I wonder how many strangers hate me bc of how someone else described me to them

no your honor I absolutely can make my case like an adult. first things first, fuck the defendant and fuck his family too. secondly,

Same

Reblog if you are in the process of glo'ing up.

I want to be the first person on the moon to shoot a sniper rifle at earth and hit a wasp nest.  my whole life so far is leading up to that moment

I know everyone’s seen this a million times, but it’s still SICK.

The origins of the mission status: sick image

Fuck. This is the realest shit I’ve read today. Like it’s ok to feel special to be treated nice but you have to remember that you deserve that. You SHOULD be treated well. Don’t latch onto someone just because they’re doing what should be required. Acknowledge it and keep it flowing

 You can kill me in one hit

i’m using Internet Explorer, i hope this posts quickly. happy new year 2011

The longer this goes on for the funnier it gets

Ah yes, tomorrow is the time to remove the mystery cubes from beneath the festive cone and tell tales of a large red intruder

wow sir… this resume.. is amazing. i didn’t even know you could get a pHD for being a babe magnet… hired.

Me

It may seem like I’m a sarcastic asshole 24/7, but I’m actually only a sarcastic asshole 18/7 because at night I actually have feelings.

Me

Happy birthday to me..

I need me a spooky hoe this Halloween

my mom might’ve raised an emotionally vacant child with severe depression and anxiety but she didn’t raise a quitter