not my circus. not my monkeys.

Just because you genuinely care about something does not magically give you the energy for it

sometimes i say “i think” but actually i know. on account of being the knower.

“is it weird to do this alone?” “is it pathetic to do that alone?” every day I pray you guys realize that sometimes doing things alone is the best way to do them

choose your character

i like the phrases "it's not for me," "it's not my thing," and "i'm not the target audience" because they're the most concise way to express "this thing that you enjoy has merits but idgaf about it" without being aggressive

you’ll be reduced down to a single atom once im done with you

Some of you guys have never burned a CD and it shows

Some of you guys don't even realise I don't mean setting a CD on fire

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

Mental illness is all in your head in the same way that prostate cancer is all in your ass.

this person wins everybody else go home

The biggest “your experiences are not universal” thing I feel is whenever anyone talks about the universality of girls planning their weddings since childhood because. Well. Not me. God bless