What are you doing here?

Good Lord, the Iranians massacred some Yankee soldiers in Jordan

Would a baby elephant seal named Florp not grow up to be an adult elephant seal named Florp? Was Fuck not called Fuck prior to reaching adulthood?? I mean I’m no expert on elephant seal society but,,,,

Our commune kind of has a "solarpunk" vibe, in the sense that we are kicking dogs

i do, a lot

Thank you for posting without the fucking destiel meme

friendly reminder that [the most cherrypicked interpretation of the text possible] <3

Where I come from, we don’t worry about these fruity-tuity California style buds. Okay? I’m from Scranton. What i’m smoking is dirt. So lets get that straight jack. Pure brick. Ass. Okay? America- Americans are wanting to smoke that dirt, okay? You go up to someone and say, hey, I’m gonna give you a big bag of this heady bud, but I’m taking your stash of mids, they’re gonna say C’mon man! get out of here! *audience cheers* that’s right. that’s right. Get the hell out of here! We like stems! We like seeds! Where I come from.

this post is scripture to me like this is a seminal text. to me

I'm about to become a viral sensation. That's right, the doctor said I'm infectious

I'm in your computers

Thank you! I am kinda pissed off that the news outlet leave out the gfm link but i guess that's their SOP over there