shipping since '99

getting older is funny because characters you used to look up to and see as very established and grown up people are like 29

When you thought it would be easy peasy lemon squeezy but it turns out to be difficult difficult lemon difficult.

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Not the citrus scale I was looking for but I like it

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

its probably a normal sign for the economy that all of my adulthood fantasies are like "imagine having your own kitchen living room and bathroom to decorate" "what if i could get on a train" "maybe one day i could purchase a sturdy pair of shoes" "i should save and invest in a single bicycle"

(so mad i can’t see straight) Yeah i just don’t think chat gpt is a good classroom tool

sometimes i dislike something but everyone else who hates it seemingly hates it for only insane person reasons

what flavour is blue powerade? mountain blast? that's not a real flavour.

they call me powrerade the way i mount and blast

im sorry

never apologise for living your truth

blast my stupid baja life

a baker's dozen is 13 because fuck 12

please god let chatgpt die out like nfts did. With a fast and graceless fall into irrelevancy

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

Casting with all my might

When you are unemployed, mysterious voices will tell you to "become a youtuber" but you must remind yourself that it's probably the amulet talking. The amulet you found last week, near the park. It has given you good advice so far, but there is always a line that you shouldn't cross.