Til end of the line

the mantis is making him good at baseball ratatouille style

Yes, thank you so much!!!!!

each time I tell you those three words I mean them more and more

“leave me alone”

This is the funniest thing ever 😂

There’s no what

Hold on there’s no WHAT

We don’t need squirrels we have possums. IT’S FINE.

IM SORRY YOU DONT HAVE SQUIRLES???

I lived in a country that didn't have squirrels for three years and when I came back it was fucking wild

THERE'S NO-

but the squorroles wtf

@albatris have you.... ever seen a squirrel????

I have never seen a squirrel!!

Ben Affleck is one of those people who just cannot work period dramas at all. He has a face that knows about emails

The teenager at my job is so funny, she jokingly asked how my break was after I came back from the bathroom and after I said "can't a bitch change their pad in peace?" She said "a real nine to fiver would get a hysterectomy." There was no hesitation, no gap between what I said and what she said

nah bro YOU live in a society. i live in a hole in the ground. not a nasty, dirty, wet hole with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a hobbit-hole, and th

OP was forced to go on an adventure with Gandalf before they finished their post

op is definitely dead and by rights i’m moving into their blog

it’s so funny how iroh is always just like “oh don’t look at me I am but a stupid old man” and if anyone is like “um… no…… you’re the Dragon of the West” he’s like “what? that was , like, ages ago. six years ago, even. I’m stupid now. my brains turned to mush!” and then they just believe him and completely let their guard down. I love it

Iroh leverages ageism to do whatever the fuck he wants, and to win at everything forever.

sometimes life puts you in the same situation again to see if you’re still a dumbass

no more recovery im going to walk into the ocean and turn into sea foam

watching my kitties groom eachother and being like “waow thats love” and then continue watching as one of them immediately pummels the shit out of the other for looking at them wrong