I'm just a lil guy

the strongest bond is probably pad wings to themselves. the weakest is probably pad wings to your underwear

>#I love how this gag would be funny at any point since the third century BCE

White people. Mass media. Internet users. Shut the fuck up about "skinwalkers." That's not. Well okay one you're entirely wrong about the concept and two stop co opting indigenous culture into your own "quirky" bullshit fuck you. This also goes for the other thing white people stole from native culture and took it to mean "scary monster 😨" that I'm not saying on account of yknow. Part of the point and the actual thing behind it is that you're not supposed to say the name. And I for one respect my culture I wish other people did too. Treat native cultures with the respect they deserve. Fucker.

ya wcw and her tweezers going to war with them ingrown hairs on her pussy rn

this post revoked my english fluency certificate

Favorite tumblr trope; geeks that reblog doofy gibberish all day recoiling at the sight of AAVE

Lady in drive through had a bearded dragon sitting on her boobs and she held it up and let me pet it. killing myself canceled

i swear if this is the second stupid sword picture post i make that gets to 10k i'll just go kill someone

the phrase "but i didn't mean to!" in the context of causing harm is kind of redundant to me, because almost nobody means to cause harm. most of us just want to do the right thing. and i don't mean that in a wishy-washy "oh, we're all good deep down" way, i mean that even people who regularly do the most heinous shit imaginable will have a way of justifying it to themselves. the world is not populated by hollywood sadists and psychopaths.

It probably is kind of fun to be a parent bird and find big fat bugs to put in your child’s goalpost mouth. And the more you do it the larger your baby gets, which shows your progress. Mine is reaally big, think I’m going to get a high score this time. It has a unique skin too, I’ve never even seen this one before. Has anyone gotten that one, dark brown and white belly with stripes? It’s not even in my Wrenpedia, it has to be a really special unlock

I’d appreciate if you didn’t call my child a “parasite”, thank you very much! Typical r/childfree

A lot of people talk about oppression as if it's the innate default conditions of reality itself and as if there is no way out. When you see it you can't unsee it.

All liberals default to this position because they possess literally zero tools to meaningfully combat oppression.

i think the absolute best way for it to happen is him mishandling a gun on the 4th of july and dick cheneying himself on live tv. like, he tries to do some revolver ocelot shit to look cool during a military celebration and blasts his shit clean off. no blaming that one on the radical left, hes just stupid

Europeans slowly burning in the inferno built by centuries of their continent's financial power and genocidal gluttony: 'no, the only solution is 10 billion more AC units'.