Darlin’ Lets Hurt Tonight

1% How many people have you had sex with?

2% Can you remember the names of everyone you’ve slept with?

3% With whom did you first do the sexytimes? Was it good?

4% What’s the best sex you’ve ever had?

5% What’s the worst sex you’ve ever had?

6% Where’s the most unusual place you’ve had sex?

7% Where’s the most unusual place you’ve masturbated?

8% Have you ever been caught doing the sexytimes?

9% If you masturbate, when did you start, and how?

10% Have you ever been caught masturbating?

11% How would you describe your sexuality using only adjectives (describing words–busy, fluffy, squishy, etc.)?

12% Have you ever been in a queer relationship?

13% Have you ever been in a straight relationship?

14% If you aren’t straight, how and when did you realise you weren’t?

15% Are you out to everyone you know?

16% Where do you meet queer folks to date? Do you find it difficult?

17% If your parents know about your sexuality, how did they react?

18.% Does your best friend know about your sexuality? How did they react?

19% Describe your first queer kiss.

20% What’s the queerest shit you’ve ever done?

21% Are you happy with your body?

22% What’s the raddest part of your bod, and why?

23% What do you do with your body hair (pubes, underarms, legs, etc.)?

24% Do you have stretch marks? Where?

25% Describe your nipples in too much detail.

26% Cut or uncut? For girls do you have a preference?

27% Longest dry streak after you lost your virginity?

28% Describe your size, Guys penis, girls breasts

29% Have you tasted your self? Did you like it?

30% Favorite body part on your preferred sex?

31% Describe your most unusual/taboo fantasy.

32% Do you fantasise more about real situations, or imaginary/impossible ones?

33% Who’s the oddest person you’ve fantasised about?

34% Do you ever find yourself fantasising absent-mindedly, or is it something you do on purpose?

35% Do you always fantasise while you masturbate?

36% When you fantasise, does it usually lead to masturbation?

37% Have you ever had sex with someone while fantasising about someone else?

38% Do you have any celebrity crushes that you fantasise about?

39% Have you ever fantasised about something by accident, and felt weird about it after?

40% Describe your most sexy fantasy.

41% How do you feel about BDSM?

42% What’s your most unusual kink?

43% In an SM context, do you prefer giving pain, or receiving it?

44% Do you consider yourself to be dominant, submissive, both, or neither?

45% Describe your most recent bondage experience.

46% In a BDSM context, have you ever referred to anyone as “daddy,” “mommy,” or any similar term?

47% Do you have a kink for any bodily fluids (pee, saliva, blood, tears, cum, etc.)?

48% Have you ever revealed a kink to someone and had them react negatively?

49% Do you have any kinks that you’re ashamed of?

50% How much money have you spent on equipment for your kinks (toys, whips, chains, etc.)?

51% Do you like squirting

52% Have you ever come solely from penetration (anal or vaginal)?

53% Can you have an orgasm without your genitals being touched?

54% Describe how you like your genitals to be touched.

55% How sensitive are your nipples? Does nipple play turn you on?

56% Do you find it easier to orgasm with another person, or through masturbation?

57% Have you ever had an orgasm that you weren’t expecting?

58% Do you get off easier from rough contact, or gentle?

59% What’s the best orgasm you’ve ever had?

60% Did it take you a while to have your first orgasm, or were you an early starter?

61% Do you enjoy giving oral sex? Why?

62% What’s your favourite position in which to receive oral?

63% Describe your oral sex technique.

64% Do you find it easier to give oral to someone with the same genital configuration as you (eg., you both own vaginas/both own penises), or different?

65% Describe the worst oral sex you’ve ever received.

66% Describe the best oral sex you’ve ever received.

67% Do you ever simulate oral sex while masturbating (sucking on dildos etc.)?

68% How sensitive is your mouth? Is it an erogenous zone, for you?

69% Do you like 69ing?

70% Can you deep-throat?

71% Do you like it in the butt?

72% What’s the strangest object you’ve had in your butt?

73% Do you enjoy being rimmed?

74% Can you take a lot in your butt, or just a little?

75% Describe your most recent experience with buttsex.

76% Do you like doing stuff to other people’s butts?

77% (Prostate-owners) Have you ever received a prostate massage?

78% Do you own any buttplugs?

79% Have you ever had an embarrassing buttsex experience?

80% Have you ever pegged someone (ie., worn a strapon and fucked them in the butt)?

81% Do you have sex with music in the background

82% Have you ever had sex with more than one person?

83% Have you ever had an orgy? Would you?

84% Do you enjoy watching your partner(s) having sex with others?

85% Lights on or off?

86% Do you own any sex toys

87% Have you or would you ever do a gangbang?

88% Have you ever teamed up with someone and given a double blowjob/double cunnilingus?

89% Have you ever been penetrated by more than one person at the same time?

90% Have you ever been ejaculated on by more than one person at the same time?

**BONUS DARES**

91% Post a selfie.

92% Post a naked selfie.

93% Tag your biggest tumblr crush.

94% Post your follower count.

95% Press ctrl-v, and post whatever comes up.

96% Tag your top five followers.

97% Post your most recent Facebook status here.

98% Post the last SMS you received.

99% Post the last SMS you sent.