MysticFairy

I know there must be something deeply wrong with me because one of my first thoughts after getting a literal organ taken out of me was "god I hope the smut I've been reading updates tonight."

guys do NOT let the mysterious robed figure you met in the woods take your gallbladder oh my god this fucking hurts oww ouchie owwwie ouch ohhh

I really need to stop calling my tax refund my "hello kitty island adventure money"

getting my gallbladder taken out two weeks before my birthday because I'm god's favorite, apparently

my WRETCHED (lovely) partner REFUSES to lend me their aid (watch the minecraft movie with me) while I recover from the PLAGUE (my tummy ache). evil evil creature, this one!!!!

I don't know how it happened but I've become obsessed with Darion Mograine. I need him to kiss me. I need him to poison my water supply burn all my crops and deliver a plague unto my house. I need him to kill me. And maybe kiss me again. You know, after the killing and whatnot.

I got COMPLETELY signed out of everything on my computer a couple months ago and totally forgot both what my email AND password for this account was LMFAO!!! but baby we are BACK!!!!!!! we are SOOOO BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE HOLY SCRIPTURES HAVE BEEN RECOVERED!!!!!!!!

we all agree the spider people are kinda hot, right? right...??

having a job is soooo stupid and soooo dumb like ohhh my godd why can't I just be paid to write gay fanfiction