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me everyday at work
One time I was playing the sims and I wanted to make me and mike but I wanted to make us separately and have us meet. But when I moved into my house, I had this sexy ass neighbor. I figured I could have a fling with him and break it off and get with Mike later but then the neighbors kid got attached to me and I couldnât just end it when I was so close to his daughter. I really cared about him too.
So the only thing I could do was have it end in tragedy. That way I wouldnât have to break up with the guy and I could adopt his daughter to stay close to her. He passed away peacefully on fire in the kitchen. Now in previous games, when a kid is taken away by CPS, the next kid you adopt is the same kid. Welp that didnât carry over into sims 4 so the daughter ended up being taken away and erased from the game by the great sims deity.
Iâm a sentimental man, so I kept neighbor mans tombstone around. Iâd occasionally chat with his ghost, but he seemed cold to me. I canât help but thinking he was a bit mad his daughter no longer existed. But this escalated once I started seeing Mike. His ethereal visits became more frequent and more hostile, usually breaking my electronics or creating a mess. But he went overboard when he started the fire.
Being a sim the died in a fire, his ghost had certain abilities specific to his death (setting fires). He got pissed because I kissed Mike so he set my couch on fire that ended up barricading us in the bedroom. Now I couldnât find the fire alarm in buy mode and I hadnât had the foresight to predict my spiteful ghost died-in-a-fire ex boyfriend would be an afterlife arsonist to care about it that much so a lot of the house had burned by the time I could get the FD there.
After having almost nothing covered by insurance (thanks Obama), Mike sat me down to have a talk with me. While I couldnât understand him, I imagine he said âWhat the fuck you need to deal with your crazy ass ex boyfriend ghost. This never would have happened if you werenât a thirst little sim bitch and dated me first.â
I approached the grave. It was time to release him. He was waiting for me. He knew this was the end. That after this, there was no coming back from the afterlife. I know he tried to kill me, and he knows I got his daughter deleted, but at that moment, it was just like old times. Telling each other jokes 27 times in a row until he would have sex with me.
We had a final ghostly embrace and he was gone. I sold his tombstone for 300 bucks and bought a microwave.
me addressing serious topics: yo that's wild

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hey fellas last night i took a medication which is more or less the anxiety equivalent of a horse tranquilizer & essentially enterred the fifth dimension of sleepwalking in which i awoke but enterred a dissociative fit so strong i was really confused why my loving girlfriend was not my good friend and fellow viking bjorn, who i had to bring some furs to. also i mightâve cried about this. donât remember
was informed i left out the best part of this 3am experience which was the bit where i, in tears, gestured to our dog and shouted, âi donât know what this is!â
bruh you astral planed so hard you fell back into a past life
The most tender gaze.
Tiger slow-blink and hand-holding. MY HEART.
I hate being high why I keep hearing footsteps đ
Are you walking?
Oh shit
Friend: I have a job, a car and Iâm doing really well in school, what about you?
Me:

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public high school things â˘naruto kids â˘kids punching windows â˘kahoot â˘"missâŚ..missâŚâŚc'mon" â˘leaks coming from everywhere â˘screams from every direction
â˘jeopardy review games â˘chicken nuggets that are orange and all the same shape â˘people fighting for no reason â˘couples who make out in the hallway like theyâre never gonna see each other again â˘those kids who take the bathroom pass and disappear for half of class
â˘clapping in the middle of lunch for no reason? â˘only going to the homecoming game â˘being embarrassed by the student art in the hall â˘that one teacher that no one calls mr./Mrs./miss/etc but instead just their last name â˘hearing yelling from other classrooms and wondering wtf is going on????
- People who stop in the middle of the goddamn hallway - That one kid who always has a winter coat on no matter what - âGay tableâ - Kids who rap/blast rap music in the hallway - âââ Please take off your hood/hat.â - The bell doesnât dismiss you I do - We still have 3 minutes left donât pack up yet or youâre getting a detention - Mysterious ceiling stains - Smoke coming out of the bathroom -People who skip class and hide in the bathroom all period instead of leaving
those 3 kids who everyone knows are drug dealers
the secretary who is Tired
finding outdated memes printed out and pinned to the walls in teacher offices (ex: condescending willy wonka:Â âoh so that OTHER teacher didnât give you homework?? i seeâ)
singing songs u learned in middle school language classes
the end of class is whenever someone shuffles their papers into a binder or moves their backpack, everyone else will follow like some freaky instinctual mimicry shit
have u ever seen something so american like⌠wtf
Boing, boing
ROUND BOY
GOOD BOY
when will Ted himself.. finally show up to the Talk ?
The final boss
You guys know TEDtalks stands for technology, entertainment and design talks right?
I will not let Ted hide behind these lies any longer

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*sniffs* itâs a redâŚ.CaliforniaâŚexcellent yearâŚitâs a late harvestâŚsubtle expression of, dare I sayâŚpeach? Exquisite aroma.
âNow I shall cleanse my palate by knocking this glass off the tableâ
(Knocks glass to floor, smashing it)
âOutstandingâ
bdsm stands for
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