men kiss eachother

i saw it on google inages

adhd is: telling yourself “ alright time to get started” every 30 minutes and continuing to not move

gay culture is trying to telepathically communicate to visibly gay people you see in public that you’re one of them

I unironically adore weird teenagers who don’t know exactly what the hell is going on yet. This kid came in for a job interview at the grocery store today wearing very nice slacks and suspenders and a bow tie, with his lil pink hair all done up, and I’m just like, “Oh, we gotta hire this kid. He kicks ass. Motherfucker’s going to groceries prom and we couldn’t stop him if we tried. He’s my manager now; I only answer to grocery prom kid.”

angels be like: i have no gender and i can talk to god

the three are singing a song to the one in the bottom left corner and he is enjoying the melody :0)

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Happy Hanukkah to my Jewish followers. May the next several days bring you light and blessings.

ok guys let’s go to sleep now

all together

this is the book where madelines appendix burst you insensitive bastard

me & the mutuals destroying our appendixes

tesla being like “look at our unbreakable car windows” and hurling a steel ball into them only for the windows to IMMEDIATELY break is one of the funniest things i think i’ve seen in 2019 

*at obscure fetish party* anyway here’s wonder bread

been getting threats of violence over this one and honestly? that’s fair

this post gets even funnier once you know that op made cookie clicker

Op just made cookie clicker and now they’re on here talking about fetishes