Nationality: pussy

the thing is they really do let you hit because you're goofy.

i say shit like "whuh oh!" and it makes girls want to kiss me under moonlight for some reason

crying on public transport is weirdly satisfying because no one asks shit.. everyone there agrees its okay to cry with your headphones on

I need a sign from God and not some wishy washy vague shit I need a vision beamed directly into my brain with clear instructions please and thank you

lana del rey was right i am dreaming away my life

blood “loss”? well it’s not lost. i know exactly where it went. right over there.

Universities love to make their websites completely unusable and impossible to find things on it's their favourite activity