Je Ne Sais Pas

i should have acted out in school more none of the consequences mattered actually 

One of my favorite things to see is random people trying to interact with unfamiliar outdoor cats. Just standing there with a hand out, making kissy noises, maybe meowing at the cat while it ignores them. Mankind at its best and least dignified

#stop calling me out

The only information that matters

A regular cat PSA.  Cats are social critters, and like humans, cats have their boundaries and preferences.  Many a cat will want to say hi to newcomer to welcome them to the cat neighbourhood, and some will want to just acknowledge a visitor.  Respecting the boundaries of friend new cat will help the next person because the cat will know peoples are capable of being good peoples.

i’m sorry but a well loved teddy bear or stuffed animal has powers beyond what we can comprehend

folks, I’m just gonna say it. I don’t think it rains for long enough periods of time. it rains hard, it sounds good, I’m comfortable inside, but within 5 minutes the jig is up. the dream is over. I think it should rain for longer periods of time than it presently does

upload the nematode

upload the nematode / lock it in a box / keep it there for fifty years / then see if it talks!

^ an important point. IIRC they don’t even really have a complete characterization of the worm’s nervous system, so C. legogans here is at best a preliminary test. Still pretty cool, though.

They made an artifical reactive set of neurons with consistent observable behaviors. Yeah, this is a big deal. It’s the first step towards ‘uploading’ minds.

oh, worm?

bro you look so cute right now dude. dude you are so fucking adorable 

When ppl kno about ur depression and they randomly ask “are you okay? How are you doing?” In that special voice

Whats up u depressed bastard

Spring fairies 💕

hey what if we didn’t combine dozens of unrelated political positions into two color-coded options

that sounds like something someone from the other color would say; get ‘em, boys