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Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

Sleeping Together

Sleeping Together

Alastor x Reader

Fix It

QPR Headcanons

Hell Spawned Fawn

A Price For Everything

Teaching Alastor Video Games

Stardew Valley

Dead by Daylight

GTA

Pokémon

Among Us

FNAF

Doki Doki

Angel Dust x Reader

First Time

The Bet

Period Care Headcannons

Top Surgery Recovery

The Package

Pig Dads

Food poisoning headcannons

Angel Dust Proposes

Reader Proposes/Angel's Special Day

The Last Straw

Whats On Your Mind Masterlist

One Shots

Husk becomes A Regular Cat For The Day

Hush I’m Here

Can I Try Something?

Jokes on You part 1

Jokes on You part 2

Sinners And Winners Masterlist

One That Got Away Masterlist

Lucifer: oh… Lilith

Lilith: Lucifer.

Reader: what’s going on?

Lucifer: oh! Heeeyyyy… this my ex wife Lilith…

Reader stares at Lilith*

Lucifer: so this is like fake dating just to see what it’s like?

Alastor: yes

Lucifer: hmm… I guess it would depend on what I get in return

Alastor: I’ll be significantly less mean to you… not completely though

Lucifer: ok then… let’s do it

Alastor: well then my… dear… I’ll take you dinner tomorrow if you like

Lucifer: I’d like that. My dove….

Reader: why am I here?

Alastor: because you have to be

Reader: I don’t get it. Am I in this relationship too?

Alastor: not in a traditional sense

Reader: then what am I?

Alastor: your present. For everything. Including dinner tomorrow

Reader: fine. But I’m not paying

Alastor: that’s fine

Lucifer in hell reading a newspaper: oh that’s a helluva bargain! Deal!

Lucifer blasts some magic upwards*

Human reader wins 80 bucks immediately*

Human reader: Oh my god! He heard me! That’s crazy…. Did I just sell my soul for 80 bucks?

Husk: I certainly didn’t think I’d have strangers calling me “fur-baby” but I guess it could be worse

Baxter: I always thought hell would have more evil scientists… like where the fuck is Edison?

Angel: yeah I thought it was gonna be just a bunch little devil guys forcing us to watch gay porn

Husk: I’m sorry THE FUCK WAS THAT ANGEL?

Angel: yeah my dad always said if we didn’t go to church we’d go to hell and they’d force us to watch gay porn

Husk: you skipped church a lot didn’t you?

Angel: you know it

Cherri: I thought I’d have two eyes! this shit fucking sucks!

Niffty: I thought there’d be a lot more bad boys but every time I meet one that seems to like me they magically disappear! What’s up with that?!?

Angel: what?

Alastor: yes rather unfortunate that always seems to happen…

Angel: alright smiles what did you think hell would be like?

Alastor: well I expected the picture that was painted in my youth. The typical red hellscape and the devil embracing evil. But only to find out the place is like a dull yellow and the devil is some pathetic sobbing pretty boy

Husk: what was that about hell being yellow?

Alastor: yes. That’s what I said

Angel: what color is this al?

Holds out red solo cup*

Alastor: yellow

Husk: what color is my bow tie?

Alastor: yellow

Niffty: what color is my hair?

Alastor: blonde

Husk: Alastor I hate to break this to you but you’re colorblind

Alastor: ha! That’s a good one! I’m not stupid Husk! I’ve been down here for quite some time. You really think I wouldn’t notice if… I was…Colorblind….

Husk: uh huh, well if it makes you feel any better I am too. I found out when I held a deck of cards and the hearts and diamonds were yellow

Alastor: I thought everyone just made everything yellow to match the aesthetic down here

Angel: well people do match the aesthetic. You’re not wrong about that

Alastor: SO EVERYTHING IS FUCKING RED!!!

Cherri: your suit’s red…

Stolas: Blitzø, what are you doing?

Part 1

Angel Dust x Reader

TW: VALENTINO, Arachnophobia, mentions of sex and sexual situations, sexual harassment/unwanted flirting

Notes: I will definitely get back to Sinners and Winners soon. I just wanted to try my hand at some Angel Dust x Reader. I hope you enjoy

Another poor interview. You sat on a bench in the scream rain thinking over what possible skills you had that would be useful in hell. Ever since you got fired at Munchies, you’ve been struggling to find a job willing to hire you. Apparently, Munchies will hire just about anyone. And their rules are so minimal that it’s hard to get in trouble there. People show up high, drunk, late, missing limbs and straight up wearing the clothes they slept in last night. But you managed to get fired. You didn’t know the lady you told off was the boss’s daughter. She was being incredibly rude and normally customer service wasn’t a priority. This was hell after all. But apparently it is a priority when the customer in question has some pull you didn’t even know about. You were already behind on your rent and it wouldn’t take much longer to lose your apartment. You NEEDED a job. Maybe you could go back to Munchies and beg. Maybe offer to work for less pay. Work the night shift. Scrub the bathrooms from top to bottom. Apologize to that bitch. That’s when you saw a notification on your phone. Apparently Voxtek was hiring. You clicked on the link and it was a position for an office clerk. You figured it wouldn’t hurt to try. It wouldn’t be so bad to work there.

After applying you ended up with an interview within a week. You walked in expecting some recruiter or maybe even Vox himself but instead Valentino, the tall famously flirtatious moth, sat waiting for you to start. You approached him and offered a handshake. He looked surprised then took your hand. But then you were the one to be surprised when he kissed your hand. “It’s a pleasure, gorgeous. I’ve been doing these interviews all day but I’m sure with a face like that I won’t be bored this time” he released your arm and you tried not to give away how uncomfortable you were. “Um thanks. It’s a pleasure to be here as well” you took a seat. “I hope you know more than the average sinner about…pleasure” he said that last part with a growl. You tensed up. “Oh relax baby I’m just teasing you. Why don’t we start with why you want this job. Unless you just wanted to spend some time in my presence” it seemed like every sentence that came out of his mouth had to be a flirt. “Well, I know Voxtek is a very great place to work. Lots of growth opportunities and a challenging fast paced environment. A huge emphasis on teamwork I hear as well” you explain. “Ah, yes teamwork. It’s important here that you work well with others. Speaking of which, there’s a tiny hiccup here. There’s a rumor going around among employers that you were fired from Munchies for being rude to a customer” even though he seemed to dig you he still was professional enough to bring up your past employment. “I made a mistake that day. I was having a hard time and I let it get in the way of my work. But I learned my lesson. Hard times are left at home. Here, I will do my best everyday” you recited the usual excuse that you had told many other employers. “Why don’t we do a little exercise?” He responded. You didn’t expect something like this. Maybe this was some kind of roleplay to give you some workplace scenarios? “Ok….” You replied. “You ask me a question and I’ll answer completely honestly but in turn I ask you a question and you’ll do the same” he said. “Um, ok” you were unsure of his motives for this. “You may go first” he gestured towards you. You tried to think of a reasonable question. “How many other applicants did you interview for this position?” You asked. “21, but you can do better than that next time. Ask me something juicy. For example, what EXACTLY did you say to the customer you were rude to?” Fuck! What could you do? If he catches you lying you probably wouldn’t get this job but telling the truth was incredibly risky as well…

“I was told that the food was cold. The woman had her food for a whole ten minutes and she was talking on the phone before she even took a bite. So I said ‘of course it’s cold if you haven’t touched it for ten minutes’ and she got mad and told me that I should not talk to a customer like that. I told her, ‘we’re all in hell for a reason, you’re not special’ and she got even more angry and told my boss… who happened to be her dad…” you admitted. To your surprise Valentino burst out laughing. “¡Qué mala suerte! That’s gotta be the saddest, funniest story I’ve heard!” He wiped a tear from his eye. “You are a riot! Your turn desafortunado” he said. Something juicy…. You had a question but it might be out of line. “Why are you doing the interviews yourself?” You asked. “Ah, you’re smart. I’ll give you that. I’m actually looking for not one but two positions. However the second one was kept a secret. I need someone to be an assistant for my special star. Angel Dust. I want to make sure I approve of who gets to spend so much time with him” it made sense the more you thought about it. If they were upfront about a job opening for Angel Dust’s assistant it would draw quite the crowd. Who knows what kinda sleaze bags would kill for the opportunity to get close to hell’s most famous porn star. “Ok, my turn!” He cut off your line of thought “Do you… like men?” He asked. You were flabbergasted. “What?” You hadn’t expected such a personal question. “Am I not speaking clearly?” He had a dangerous tone. “I… like men, yes” you told him. He thought for a moment looking at you like he could strangle you only for a minute before his usual persona returned. “Thanks so much for your honesty. I’ll let you get one more question in” he said. You waited. Thinking it over. “Am I doing well enough to be considered for the position?” You asked. “One of them… yes” he replied. So cryptic…

You received a call not even two days later. You got the position! But once again they neglected to mention which one. Surely it was just the clerk position. That’s what you thought until you were instructed to head to the studio. There Valentino introduced you to the one and only Angel Dust. Now you knew you had suffered from pretty extreme arachnophobia. But you also had been in hell long enough to differentiate between sinners and ACTUAL critters. Or so you thought. Angel’s extra limbs were gangly and he had multiple eyes all over his face and sharp fangs. You stiffened at the sight of him. Valentino was too busy talking to notice. He didn’t even realize you weren’t listening. “-and remember to make sure he lubes up. We need him to be able to slip in and out easily” he turned to Angel. “See? I got you an assistant just like you asked. Now you can stop complaining and get some work done!” He clapped his hands as if to order everyone around without saying a word. The entire studio suddenly burst with movement as everyone knew where to go and what to do. Angel approached you. You held in every urge to bolt. “So you’re who Val deems ‘worthy’ huh? Well, let’s see how long you last” he suddenly noticed the way you were frozen. “Practicing to be a statue?” He said. You shook yourself. “Uh, um no... just uh surprised. How can I help you?” You managed to say. “Geez! You’re not used to this scene are ya? Don’t worry you get desensitized. For now you can get me some coffee from the cafe down the street. I’d like a vanilla latte. And give me two extra shots of espresso in there. It’s gonna be a long night” he cracked his back as if bracing for the labor ahead of him. “Uh yeah! I’ll get right on that” you practically booked it outta there. You were happy to go get him some coffee and put distance between you two. What was wrong with you? He’s not an actual spider, he's a person! He just looks like one. And he doesn’t really look THAT much like a real spider. But something innate in your body responded with absolute terror when in his presence. How in hell would you keep this job? You can’t be his assistant if you’re afraid of him. You waited in line and although you wanted to take your time you pushed against those instincts and returned as quickly as possible with his coffee. “Ah nice” he reached out to take it from your hands and you felt yourself shaking. You quickly put it down on the counter for him to pick up. “What the fuck was that?” He asked. It was weird behavior, you couldn’t deny it. “You afraid to touch me or something? Ohhh I get it. The dirty porn star. Right” he took his coffee. “What? No.” You said. “Look, you’re not gonna catch an std from our fingers brushing up against each other” he grumbled. “No, that’s not what-” you tried to defend but Val shouted for Angel. “Get your ass over here and get fucked!” He yelled. Angel quickly chugged his coffee and left to go record. Now you were filled to the brim with terror AND guilt. You didn’t have a problem with sex workers. You needed him to know that. You needed to tell him the truth.

Charlie: ok, I’m thinking for this, I’ll play the part of “Danny Do Bad” and Angel will be the big strong hero

Angel: I’m not doing some dumb role play unless you pay me

Charlie: Angel…. This is all so you can get into heaven

Husk: come on Angel, I’ll be a part of this dumb role play too if it’ll get you to do it

Charlie: oh! Husk! You can be the damsel in distress!

Husk: ok maybe not-

Radioapple x AFAB! Reader

TW: genderbent smut, face-sitting, face-riding, fingering, strap-on, masturbation, teasing, overstimulation, oral

You knew your boyfriends were busy. They couldn’t always be there when you needed them. You weren’t about to demand them to be by your side 24/7. Lucifer had his kingly duties and his relationship with Charlie, Alastor had his radio show and the hotel. But when you woke up from a particularly horny dream you felt a heat radiate from your body. You decided to see if either were up for a little fun. You found Lucifer first. “Hey babe!” He said excitedly. “Hey Lu, I was wondering if you wanted to… meet me in the bedroom. I keep thinking about you” you responded. “Oh I’d love to but I promised Charlie I’d help her with preparations for the talent show she’s putting on” he told you. “A talent show? What does that have to do with redemption?” You asked. “I think she said something about showing sinners that they all have qualities and things that make them special. I’m supposed to help her with auditions” he said. “Oh ok” you said. “I’m sorry” he apologized. “No, it’s ok. Maybe another time” you reassured him. “For sure” he nodded. You tried to hide your disappointment. You were able to wash it away by thinking about how nice it was that he and Charlie were so close after all those years of being estranged. You hadn’t known Lucifer that long but from what he told you, it had been extremely difficult to feel such a distance. He talked about how hard he tried to connect with her and how it never ended up coming out right. You wandered off and finally found Alastor in his radio tower just finishing off a broadcast. “Ah, my love! I do appreciate our closeness but I must remind you I have a strict rule about anyone entering my tower without permission.” His words sounded like you broke a rule of his but his tone wasn’t the least bit annoyed. He sounded more matter of fact than upset. “Oh sorry… although, I’ve been feeling kinda bold lately. Maybe you can… punish me.” Though Alastor was ace and not interested in sex as much as other people, he understood your “implications”. Alastor didn’t crave sex for the same reasons as most people.. . But he did like certain elements of it. The closeness, the intimacy, the power dynamics… “as much I’d love that, I have to go into town today for a dreadfully boring overlord meeting. I’d skip it if it weren’t for Carmilla insisting it was important. I do apologize. I’d kill to instead spend my evening with my favorite little prey” his words only made you more horny. He smiled maliciously because he clearly was doing this on purpose. He still had that sadistic streak in him and you fully accepted that but damn it was hard sometimes. You gave him an annoyed glance and left him grinning with smug pride. You returned to your room.

Welp! There’s only one other option. You quickly turned on your tv and found a movie by Tiffany Titfucker. And to your surprise there was a guest appearance by Verosika Mayday. The scenes got heated quickly. Tiffany was a girl “alone on a Friday night” and Verosika was on her tv singing in a music video when suddenly Verosika climbed out of the tv and she and Tiffany started making out. You began to twist your nipple with one hand while rolling your clit using the other. Verosika was kissing and sucking and biting her way down Tiffany’s body. You felt a tightness forming in your gut as you let loose. You groaned and moved faster and sloppier as you came closer and closer to climax. Verosika started her assault on Tiffany’s hole when you were almost at your peak. Suddenly the door in your room slammed open. You stopped and looked, turning beet red. Alastor and Lucifer had shown themselves in. Alastor having abruptly burst through the door like he owned the place. “My sweet, we are here to satisfy your-oh… oh my.” He pretended to be flustered but he was grinning wider than his normal expression. “Don’t you know how to knock?!?” You said angrily. You were both embarrassed and extremely frustrated having lost your orgasm and it made you very pissed at them. “Hmm… you certainly didn’t knock when you barged into my radio tower unannounced. I just wanted to show you what it felt like” Alastor responded. Lucifer glanced at the tv. “It seems you’ve already started taking care of yoursel-hey wait! These are girls…” Lucifer said, sounding surprised. “Yeah, I like girls too… you didn’t know that?” Lucifer shook his head and Alastor tilted his sideways in confusion. “Did NEITHER of you know?” You asked in complete shock. You hadn’t been dating for a super long time but you figured long enough for them to know your sexuality.

Lucifer suddenly smiled mischievously. “I bet if we were girls you’d REALLY like that” he said and then he snapped his fingers and transformed. His body changed giving him an hourglass shape. Large tits and long blonde hair going down past his, or more accurately, her back. Lucifer’s suit changed to fit this new feminine body. Alastor stared at Lucifer in shock. Lucifer turned to him and put one hand on his chest. “Your turn” her voice was soft as silk. You thought for sure Alastor would refuse but to your surprise he also snapped his fingers and changed. His bob was slightly longer but still short and his features remained sharp but his boobs grew and his ass and thighs grew thick as hell. His outfit changed to a flapper style dress. The new Alastor spoke in the same old timey filter but her tone was higher and a little sassy. “How’s this my dear?” You were speechless. Your body was screaming “yes!” But your brain was screaming “what the FUCK is happening”. “I… uh…” you felt your face heat up. “I think they like it,” Lucifer said. She then grabbed the remote from your hands and turned off the tv. “No more of that. Scrambles the brain. Why watch it when you can live it?” She grabbed your hand and guided it to her now plump chest. This had to be a dream. There’s no way this was real. You decided to go along with it. You unbuttoned her jacket watching as her huge tits sprang out as if they had been restrained. They were even bigger now. She threw off her vest and pulled off her blouse. You let your hands roam about her body. Your mind was breaking every time you remembered this was Lucifer but then you remembered this was just a dream. The impossible was possible here.

Meanwhile Alastor watched like a predator stalking her prey. You began to pull Lucifer’s belt off. Her slacks fell effortlessly. The panties underneath were black and lacy. You hooked your finger into it thinking about how badly you wanted to taste her but she quickly pushed you off before pinning you to the bed. “Moving a little fast honey. Let’s get on equal levels first” and with that she began removing your clothes. She undressed you so slowly it was torture. You thought Alastor was the sadist. Finally you were naked beneath her and she took to fingers and sent them into your soaking wet hole. As she plunged them in Alastor approached. She sat on the bed next to your head with her large thighs merely inches away. You moaned from Lucifer’s advances trying to speak. “I want… I..want…” you struggled. “Speak up darling” Alastor teased. “I want to taste you” you told her. Alastor stood up and slipped off her dress. Pulling down her red bloomers while she shook her ass to tease you more. Finally with it off she climbed on the bed and put each leg on either side of your pillow and sat directly on your face. You grabbed her thighs for some stability and began lapping up her juices. All while Lucifer was plunging now THREE fingers deep inside you. Your face was absolutely blanketed in Alastor’s pussy. Your tongue rolled on her clit and you felt her thighs tighten their grip on your head. Lucifer removed her fingers and you weren’t sure what she was doing until you felt her tongue tease your entrance. You stilled for a moment due to the sensation and Alastor punished you by tightening her thighs to a slightly crushing grip. You continued and she eased up a bit. Lucifer’s tongue was expertly plunging in and out and then she began playing with your clit. You moaned in between Alastor’s legs and apparently that felt very nice to her. “This new body is so sensitive” she responded in delight. Lucifer quickened her pace and you quickened yours. You felt your stomach tighten again as your orgasm finally began to return. Lucifer kept up her pace and you began to struggle to breathe under Alastor’s pussy. You tried tapping her to let off but you heard her chuckle. Her laugh caused a vibration you felt go through her whole body. “I… don’t… hmm… you can breathe when I cum” she groaned. You desperately tried to pleasure her. Finally you felt a huge release of wetness on your face as she gasped and her body spasmed. She climbed off you and you breathed in the air panting. Lucifer conjured up her horns and tail. Her tail creeped up and began flicking your nipple bringing you closer to the edge. Finally the coil snapped. You felt your orgasm ripple through your body almost violently. Lucifer grinned watching you like she was damn proud of what she had done. She looked at Alastor. “You wanna know something fun about these bodies? We can have multiple orgasms” she said. Alastor smiled evilly. “Really? Well that is fun” she replied. She began to climb back on your face. “Wait my tongue is too tired” you told her. “That’s ok. You don’t have to do anything. Just take a deep breath” before you knew it she was riding your face and you were holding on for dear life. You were getting wetter again now. Alastor rocked and humped on your face chasing her release. Lucifer began wrapping some kind of strap around your lower half and it didn’t take much to figure out what she was doing. With a strap-on now attached to you she climbed on and started rising and falling. Now you had both of them pleasuring themselves and exploring these new bodies right on top of you.

Alastor finished first absolutely drenching you. Lucifer picked up the pace. Now that Alastor was done you could see Lucifer bouncing herself on the dildo strapped to your thighs. Her boobs bounced along with her. She increased her speed steadily. Finally she cried out and came all over the dildo. You were horny as fuck again after all that. Alastor decided it was time for her to return the favor and she took Lucifer’s place but took the strap-on off. Instead she began lazily playing with your clit. Lucifer was tired so she sat down and watched, eventually reaching for her own wet pussy and pleasuring herself. Alastor went slow. She seemed to enjoy treating you like a toy. She flicked about your clit keeping it just stimulated enough to crave more but not enough to cause anything but suffering. “Please…” you begged. “If I moved any quicker this would be over sooner and I’m enjoying this too much” she whispered. She did however sprout two tentacles, pinching and twisting your nipples. Lucifer was groaning now. Alastor finally quickened the pace a bit. You moaned in delight. You gasped as she slipped one of her slim but sharp fingers inside you. She started to move faster and you grabbed the sheets. She added another and started roughly plunging in and out with a brutal pace. You cried out as you became overstimulated. “Alastor!” You cried. “I love the way you say my name” she replied. Finally just as you reached climax Alastor sunk her teeth in the side of your hip. You cried out in pain and pleasure as your second orgasm crashed over you in waves. Not long after you watched Lucifer bring herself over the edge cumming all over her own fingers. Finally the two of them climbed into bed and wrapped their arms around you. They sandwiched you between them. They were both so soft. You fell asleep.

Alastor: I’m sorry I hid in the closet and jumped out and scared you

Reader: no you’re not