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losing my mind at the information that Taylor Swifts parents bought her bi-weekly flights to Nashville for years as a teen so she could go learn directly from big country musicians. Eventually with them moving their entire family over to Nashville where Taylor failed to get onto a record label so her dad bought a 3% ($300,000) stake in Big Machine Records immediately getting them to bring Taylor onto the label. Queen of failing upwards. Queen of industry plants.

I think sometimes cbt is a load of bullshit but once in a while you'll just effortlessly parry a thought that's trying to make you spiral and it feels so good. I've done it like 4 times tonight.

Did you mean CBD or are you talking about cock and ball torture

Yes if you beat the shit out of your nutsack you won't ever feel sad again. This is medical advice.

Hold on I'm gonna try this

personally I plan to be In The Woods

Good morning Mr. Jigsaw I noticed that this trap has a time limit of 60 minutes but as per my accommodations through the school Center of Disability Resources I get time and a half on exams and quizzes is that still something I can apply to this game right now? Thank you for understanding have a nice day

“the girl who wrote call me maybe” as if that’s an insult. as if she didn’t save us all

there was some kind of curse put on everyone born between 1997-1999

date of origin: 11th of july, 2014.

call me OSHA the way i’m demanding a railing

once again i have been written up by HR

It's really funny that redditors convinced themselves that the stupid Tiananmen Square copypasta is going to get chinese people forcefully disconnected from their internet service or something while the UK government will get your ass if you complete the sentence "Soldier F is ___" and has actively worked with google and with social media websites to censor posts or search results about Soldier F

Like 90% of the shit people make up about China is actually true for the UK

Why do people keep insisting on pitting bad bitches against each other like this. They need to team up and take out that homewrecker Jolene.

Sweet, you added Caroline. And Here's to you for remembering Mrs Robinson as well.

Where's Roxanne?

Stuck at the red light

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something i really enjoy in horror movies is when the victim(s) start to hunt the killer in return in order to kill them first, both because it's an interesting parallel that (if done well) asks the audience to consider the question of when violence and killing are a justifiable means to an end in order to survive and at what point it crosses the line from acceptable to abhorrent and condemns the perpetrator, and also because it's a little bit funny. like i can do that too bitch you're not special.

months are so short. like what do you mean only two weeks is half of the whole month and then in another two weeks its done

and autumn comes when youre not yet done with the summer passing by and whatnot