𝕱𝖗𝖊𝖊 𝖇𝖎𝖙𝖊𝖘!

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

Every work of art says things the creator hasn’t considered, but if you’ve really thought about what you’re trying to say then generally the additional dimensions you didn’t know it had are in alignment with your purpose, whereas if you think you’re making no cultural comment at all you are actually making a LOT of cultural comments, most of which will be unflattering to you

“I don’t want to make anything with cultural dimensions. That’s why I only write within the genre that is legally sequestered away from every other kind of storytelling because of my culture’s attitude towards depictions of sex.”

notice how its littlest pet shop and not littlest pet shelter, littlest pet adoption center, littlest pet rehabilitation. really twisted

the best kind of ancient mychem footage is when it looks about two seconds away from being some kind of really fucked up amateur porno