idc

If you don’t strategically eat your food so that the last bites to go in your mouth are the tastiest look at your choices

I look forward to the days when I can wake up to see you next to me, curls flying everywhere and fuzzy socks on because you’re always cold. I wanna kiss your cheek and take my time getting out of bed so I don’t wake you up. Fifteen minutes later, I’ll wake you up with some fruit slices and your favorite song. Saturday mornings will be our favorite.

I can’t wait to put my lips on you again.

K

the real victim in Pride and Prejudice is Georgiana Darcy, bc u know her brother spent at least two weeks lying around in his Regency Jammies eating Benjamin and Jerrold’s out of ye olde carton feeling sorry for himself bc his crush not only didn’t like him back but tore him to shreds in the process and Georgie had to deal with that and then said crush shows up at their HOUSE and she has to live w both of them probably stealing lovelorn yearning glances at each other the whole damn day while knowing if she even SUGGESTS to her brother that maybe perhaps his crush doesn’t hate his entire guts anymore he’ll just be all tragic about it bc “you don’t KNOW her Georgiana she dESPISES me and i DESERVE it”

benjamin and jerrold’s

Bandersnatch sounds like British slang for pussy

and yet “family-friendly” disney still hired him to play doctor strange. what a disgrace

this post is like getting smacked in the face twice

im combining “sloth” and “gluttony” to a new supersin called “sluttony”

“goth”