MegaFINE

kid told me today i’m “way too old to not have a girlfriend by now”. i’m like i know but hey

crucially this conversation ended with her saying “what if you never get a girlfriend but you get old and die and then the grave next to you is a girl and then your spirits make out in the cemetery” and i had to be like “ok let’s talk about something else” instead of “that would be sick as hell i would love to be a ghost making out in the cemetery”

full transparency here i daydream about meeting my online friends so often. in these scenarios, i tackle hug them in the airport and don't let go for several seconds. theyre not the height i thought they would be and it both delights and terrifies me. we make fun of each others' outfits. i bounce on my toes the entire way to the rental car, aglow with excitement, the happiest and most animated i've been in years. and for a short, gilded moment in time, everything is alright

in my fantasies, expressing my love for others is as simple and easy as breathing

hey this post got a lot of notes really fast is everyone okay

If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that’d be a neat noise 

i beg to differ 

Then Beg

no little Japanese girl don’t walk into the rpg maker house

wait dont follow me i’m perfect and morally pure

I want him

if i had a tail, ahaha well let me just tell you: i'd be swishin' that bitch

even curling my tail around you and sweetly caressing you with it, but we as a society arent ready to talk about that yet