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[Image description: a Facebook post by Iliana Pacheco which says "I was detained by ICE at the airport in Puerto Rico. I thought it was a TSA agent asking me about my bag given the fact that they were right by TSA. He asked to see my ID which I was confused because I just had my photo scanned & ID verified. He asked me "what's your status in the US" I said "citizen why” he said "I need to verify that. Give me your passport" I'm looking at him like wtf "what are you detaining me for?" He said "You fit the description". I'm like "what description?" I give him my passport and he said "always cary your passport" so I go to the other ICE AGENT next to him and asked WHAT DESCRIPTION? He said "you fit the description of someone who is NOT documented." I'm like "so what about the people who look American they don't get stopped right" he said "no. If you look undocumented you will be detained" so yeah criminal or not they will detain any person of color. This was an awful experience I'm still in disbelief lol."
The post is captioned "This is fascism in action."]
I fell down these stairs just looking at this picture
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I made these as a way to compile all the geographical vocabulary that I thought was useful and interesting for writers. Some descriptors share categories, and some are simplified, but for the most part everything is in its proper place. Not all the words are as useable as others, and some might take tricky wording to pull off, but I hope these prove useful to all you writers out there!
(save the images to zoom in on the pics)
Oh, that’s very helpful indeed!
pulling this one out for the tumblr people
[Image description: a changeable letter sign for El Arroyo in Texas which says "ANY SALAD CAN BE/A CAESAR SALAD IF/YOU STAB IT ENOUGH".]
[ID: Man wearing a t-shirt with text edited over the shirt's original text. It now reads "I'm not the step dad I'm just the guy that is fucking this kid's mom" in all caps. ]
[ID: Tweet by user Reagan Anderson that reads, "MF's be like 'my life an anime.' Yeah bro, u One Piece of shit"
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A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, “My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?” The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound. The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, “We can’t tell you. You’re not a monk.” The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and goes about his merry way. Some years later, the same man breaks down in front of the same monastery. The monks accept him, feed him, even fix his car. That night, he hears the same strange noise that he had heard years earlier. The next morning, he asks what it is, but the monks reply, “We can’t tell you. You’re not a monk.” The man says, “All right, all right. I’m *dying* to know. If the only way I can find out what that sound was is to become a monk, how do I become a monk?” The monks reply, “You must travel the earth and tell us how many blades of grass there are and the exact number of sand pebbles. When you find these numbers, you will become a monk.” The man sets about his task. Forty-five years later, he returns and knocks on the door of the monastery. He says, “I have traveled the earth and have found what you have asked for. There are 145,236,284,232 blades of grass and 231,281,219,999,129,382 sand pebbles on the earth.” The monks reply, “Congratulations. You are now a monk. We shall now show you the way to the sound.” The monks lead the man to a wooden door, where the head monk says, “The sound is right behind that door.” The man reaches for the knob, but the door is locked. He says, “Real funny. May I have the key?” The monks give him the key, and he opens the door. Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone. The man demands the key to the stone door. The monks give him the key, and he opens it, only to find a door made of ruby. He demands another key from the monks, who provide it. Behind that door is another door, this one made of sapphire. So it went until the man had gone through doors of emerald, silver, topaz, and amethyst. Finally, the monks say, “This is the last key to the last door.” The man is relieved to no end. He unlocks the door, turns the knob, and behind that door he is amazed to find the source of that strange sound. But I can’t tell you what it is because you’re not a monk
Originally posted by disneyasastrology
BWAHAHAHAHAH.
the way i learned this, it was always told through spoken word. And you’d do the door thing for ages. AGES. literally just making up any old material. ‘behind the foam door is a door made of spinach’ that kind of shit. Go on until whoever is listening has already begged you to stop and has now gone on to pleading, clutching your shirt on their knees pleading. And when you finally said the last line? People went fucking nuts Like there was a good chance of just getting the teeth knocked out of you after telling that joke.
A friend of mine did that shit for 30 minutes on a camp once. The entire fucking bus just exploded in anger when she finished. It was a fucking massacre.

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Someone draw Bruce wayne wearing this
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many such cases
TIL that the Audubon Society has released official statements on the difference between a "bird", a "birb", and a "borb", featuring such gems as:
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First image is a small, round, fluffy bird with a brown tail, a white chest, and a blue head
The rest of the images are screenshots from the linked article
Second image:
It is a truth (nearly) universally acknowledged that birds exist. It is a truth somewhat less universally acknowledged that a portion of them are "birbs": a somewhat ambiguous online avian classification encompassing the small (usually), the round (often), and the cute (always). To create clarity around this popular meme, Audubon proposed a set of carefully considered rules for parsing the birbs from the birds. Among the masses, a great rejoicing rang out-as well as much debate. And amid the hubbub came further questions:
What about the other words that the internet, in its unending love of neologisms, has bestowed upon birds?
What about "borbs" and "floofs"? Where do they fit into Audubon's taxonomic rankings?
Third image:
Rule 1: Birbs are often (though not conclusively) small. Adult Ostriches are thus disqualified, as is any bird larger than a turkey; warblers, sparrows, flycatchers, and other songbirds are the most likely demographic. Even large birds start small, however: An ostrich or crane chick is absolutely a birb. We may understand, then, that while "birb" can be a developmental stage, some birds are birbs their whole lives.
Fourth image:
Consider then the borb. Urban Dictionary provides the canonical definition: a fat bird. This perceived fatness isn't incidental to their appeal but central to it: Where the roundness of the classical birb is merely a component of its appeal, the borb is roundness. Their plush, planetary shapes exert a gravitational pull on our hearts and minds.
Fifth image:
This, then, is Audubon's taxonomy of birb: Birbs are small, round, and either cute or absurd; borbs are those birds that carry apparent roundness to an extreme; and most birds can floof when the mood suits them. Any amorphousness in this taxonomy is a feature, not a failure:
Birds and words are both shape-shifting things, shrinking and growing by turns, flitting between categories. We can cage them for a time, but in the end, it's always better to see them fly.
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"Dracula: hey, man, I know you're a new vampire, but that's really making everybody uncomfortable.
Me: *drinking soup with a bowl and spoon like it's soup* Blood soup. I call it bloop"
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IM FUCKING SCREAMING
[Image Description: Photograph centered on a man facing away from the camera surrounded by a crowd of people. He is holding a megaphone and wearing a backwards facing baseball cap featuring the word HOMO being negated by a red circle with a line through it, similar to a NO PARKING sign.
A large, sandwich board style sign worn over the man’s shoulders is evidently printed with the words “HOMO SEX IS SIN.” However, two other men are crouched down, facing the camera, behind the man with the sign, who is seemingly oblivious to their presence. One has placed his hand over the letter S on the sign, so that it now proclaims “HOMO SEX IS IN”. He looks demurely smug.
The other man is taking a selfie with the sign’s modified message, his face an expression of unbridled glee.
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I have NEVER seen a tiktok with this much vine energy I swear
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Person: (picks up H and A balloons so they spell “ha” for the camera and laughs. They switch the balloons so they spell “ah” and scream loudly with the end of the video cutting them off)