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@icymalec
know no shame
[image description: fanart of James Flint from Black Sails, on a black background. He is holding a flagpole, on which is raised a rainbow pride flag with the crossed sabers and skull of a “jolly roger” pirate flag. He has season 2 style short hair and beard. His shirt is black with the sleeves rolled up to mid-forearm. His belt is black with a blue cloth underneath, and his trousers are also black.
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I've been seeing a lot of posts about piracy lately and in light of this i do need to say something because I've been seeing a lot of misinformation.
anti-viruses, vpns, ad-blockers- none of these are going to help you here.
the first thing you're going to need is a good solid boat (preferably oak wood). you will also want some cannons and a plank depending on the sort of shenanigans you plan on getting into.
Also! Not once have i seen any of you talking about the importance of citrus fruits and vitamin C. antivirus doesn't prevent scurvy. come on you should know this by now.
this sort of misinformation is wildly dangerous and irresponsible.
Too much movement makes your joints hurt and too little movement also makes your joints hurt. This would imply that there's an optimal amount of movement that allows your joints to not hurt. This is a lie.
Vincess is so pink and so relaxed in use of mouth guard. I love him so much
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Ianto's Shrine is under threat of being taken down!
Save Ianto's Shrine
Consider signing the petition, please, so it might have a fighting chance of the Shrine staying or maybe even making it so discussion can be started on maybe relocating it. #SAVETHESHRINE
Due to my weird childhood and my weird brain, I have this very unhelpful compulsion to conceal Everything I do from Everyone. I Cannot be observed performing any action, no matter how mundane. My nervous system is convinced I'm gonna, like, Get In Trouble for eating food at dinnertime or sleeping in my bed at bedtime.
I've taken to asking myself, "Okay does this task actually require subterfuge or am I stealing a balloon on Free Balloon Day"
Shadowhunters Bingo Masterpost
A HUGE thank you to @shadowhunterbingo for organising this!
Beauty of strangers | ch1: Halloween, Ch2:Truth Serum|Teen|Clary Fray/Isabelle Lightwood, Alec Lightwood/Magnus Bane (mentioned), Slight Alec Lightwood/Simon Lewis
Worth the risk | Warlock!Izzy|Teen| Isabelle Lightwood/Maia Roberts
Domestic Bliss | Morning Snuggles| G| Magnus Bane/Alec Lightwood
Everything Changes in Vegas| Accidental marriage| Explicit| Magnus Bane/Alec Lightwood, Alec Lightwood/Jace Wayland, Magnus Bane/Alec Lightwood/Jace Wayland
Sharing a family secret | Seelie!Alec| Teen| Simon Lewis/Isabelle Lightwood
Seelies know how to play| Seelie Drinking Game| Mature| Magnus/Simon, Magnus/Simon/Jace, Clary/Izzy, Alec/Meliorn
Big Decisions| Free Space| G| Magnus Bane/Alec Lightwood.
Long Awaited Confession | Best Friends to Lovers| Teen| Alec Lightwood/Jace Wayland
Shadowhunters Bingo- Final 2 squares!
Title: Big Decisions Rating: G Square: Free Space Pairings: Magnus Bane/Alec Lightwood Summary: Written for the Shadowhunters Bingo prompt 'Free Space' using HM500 Prompt 'question'. Magnus comes to Alec with a question that will change their lives.
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Title: Long Awaited Confession Rating: Teen Square: Best friends to lovers Pairings: Alec Lightwood/Jace Wayland Tags: Canon Divergence, Slight mention of homophobia Summary: Set after the memory demon. Given Alec's reaction to the events at Magnus', Jace realises he has to confess to Alec. Written for the Bingo square 'Best Friends to Lovers'.
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New SH Bingo Fics
Title: Perks of a stranger Square: Truth Serum Ratings: Teen no warnings Ships: Clary Fray/Isabelle Lightwood, Alec Lightwood/Magnus Bane (mentioned), Slight Alec Lightwood/Simon Lewis Tags: Truth serum, truth or dare Summary: Set a couple of months after chapter 1. Alec goes to Simon and Clary’s shared apartment to unwind after a mission to retrieve potent truth serum from the Seelies. Isabelle cannot resist temptation upon seeing the bottles on the table.
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Title: Worth the risk Square: Warlock!Izzy Ratings: Teen no warnings Ships: Isabelle Lightwood/Maia Roberts Tags: Warlock Isabelle, Mundane Maia, Alternate Universe, Fear of rejection, Happy ending Summary: Things have been going great in Isabelle’s new relationship, only problem is once she realizes that she has completely fallen in love with Maia she is faced with two options. Cut and run while things are good or tell Maia the truth that she is a warlock and face potential heartbreak.
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Title: Domestic Bliss Square: Morning Snuggles Ratings: G no warnings Ships: Magnus Bane/Alec Lightwood Tags: Fluff, child sitting Summary: Alec is awoken by their house guest- pure fluff.
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Title: Everything Changes in Vegas Square: Accidental marriage Ratings: Explicit, no warnings Ships: Magnus Bane/Alec Lightwood, Alec Lightwood/Jace Wayland, Magnus Bane/Alec Lightwood/Jace Wayland Tags: M/M/M threesome, bondage, orgasm denial Summary: Alec and Jace are sent on a mission to Vegas, having completed their mission early they have a bit too much fun. Inhibitions lowered anything can happen. But there are always consequences. Written for the Bingo prompt ‘accidental marriage’.
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Title: Sharing a family secret Square: Seelie!Alec Ratings: Teen Ships: Simon Lewis/Isabelle Lightwood Tags: Discrimination against Downworlders, fear of death, banishment Summary: Isabelle is in her relationship with Simon for the long run, it’s only fair that he’s let into a family secret- even if there is a slight risk involved. Written for the Bingo prompt 'Seelie!Alec’.
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Title: Seelies know how to play Square: Seelie Drinking Game Ratings: Mature Ships: Magnus/Simon, Magnus/Simon/Jace, Clary/Izzy, Alec/Meliorn Tags: Crack, hallucinogens, body modifiers, aphrodisiacs, smut, sub/dom Summary: When Meliorn suggests playing a Seelie board game that involves drinking potions, the group of friends don’t count on it being quite so intense and fun. Written for the Bingo prompt ‘Seelie Drinking Game’ Ao3
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New SH Bingo Fics
Title: Perks of a stranger Square: Truth Serum Ratings: Teen no warnings Ships: Clary Fray/Isabelle Lightwood, Alec Lightwood/Magnus Bane (mentioned), Slight Alec Lightwood/Simon Lewis Tags: Truth serum, truth or dare Summary: Set a couple of months after chapter 1. Alec goes to Simon and Clary’s shared apartment to unwind after a mission to retrieve potent truth serum from the Seelies. Isabelle cannot resist temptation upon seeing the bottles on the table.
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Title: Worth the risk Square: Warlock!Izzy Ratings: Teen no warnings Ships: Isabelle Lightwood/Maia Roberts Tags: Warlock Isabelle, Mundane Maia, Alternate Universe, Fear of rejection, Happy ending Summary: Things have been going great in Isabelle's new relationship, only problem is once she realizes that she has completely fallen in love with Maia she is faced with two options. Cut and run while things are good or tell Maia the truth that she is a warlock and face potential heartbreak.
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Title: Domestic Bliss Square: Morning Snuggles Ratings: G no warnings Ships: Magnus Bane/Alec Lightwood Tags: Fluff, child sitting Summary: Alec is awoken by their house guest- pure fluff.
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Title: Everything Changes in Vegas Square: Accidental marriage Ratings: Explicit, no warnings Ships: Magnus Bane/Alec Lightwood, Alec Lightwood/Jace Wayland, Magnus Bane/Alec Lightwood/Jace Wayland Tags: M/M/M threesome, bondage, orgasm denial Summary: Alec and Jace are sent on a mission to Vegas, having completed their mission early they have a bit too much fun. Inhibitions lowered anything can happen. But there are always consequences. Written for the Bingo prompt 'accidental marriage'.
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Title: Sharing a family secret Square: Seelie!Alec Ratings: Teen Ships: Simon Lewis/Isabelle Lightwood Tags: Discrimination against Downworlders, fear of death, banishment Summary: Isabelle is in her relationship with Simon for the long run, it's only fair that he's let into a family secret- even if there is a slight risk involved. Written for the Bingo prompt 'Seelie!Alec'.
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Men: Your Consent Matters Too
Fellas, listen.
You don’t have to do anything sexual that you’re not interested in. Moreover, you don’t have to explain why. “No” is a complete sentence.
Not interested in getting pegged? You don’t have to. Monogamous and not into the idea of another partner? Okay. Not sure about period sex? Cool.
And if your partner decides to question or mock your maturity or your masculinity or your sexuality because you say no? It’s time to re-evaluate the relationship. See if you don’t deserve better than that.
This isn’t shared enough.
A dating service where matching is based on people’s search history exists. You’re a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer.
Serial Killer: metaphorically, if you were to kill someone, how would you do it?
Writer: Air shot between the toes, it’ll look like a heart attack.
Serial Killer who is obviously in love already: *sucks in a breath* ok
Writer: how long would it take to die if you were to potentially stab someone in the guts
Serial killer: anywhere from 2 to 30 minutes
Writer, already bringing a ring out: *shaking* thanks
A++ addition
Writer: *shows the serial killer the murder scene they’re writing* babe, i’m not sure if this would actually work?
Serial killer: *kisses writer on the forehead and leaves, comes back later, a suspicious scent of blood coming off them* it works baby, you’re doing great
I LOVE THIS
Oh no, murder comedy is my jam
I love this, I love all of this, but quick question, does the author know? Like are they aware that their significant other is a serial killer or do they just think that they have a morbid sense of humor? It’d be even funnier if the author had no fucking clue, like how Aurthur Conan Doyle was apparently stupidly gullible, and on top of it they’re a horror or crime novelist. Like the serial killer works at a butcher shop or something so it’s completely normal for them to come home smelling like blood, no murders going on here, no sirey. Just my darling coming back home from a long day at work.
Now fast forward a bit and the author has managed to get their first book published, with loving support from the serial killer who helped them fine tune all the murder scenes, and it’s a big hit. Enough so that a detective with the local police department has noticed some disturbing similarities to several active cases, including details that were never released to the press. Obviously he brings this up to his superior and convinces him that there’s something to the theory, but it’s all circumstantial right now. He stakes out the author’s home and is super convinced that the author is the murderer, but they don’t seem to do anything??? Like they literally are at the house all day, that’s it. Most they do is leave for groceries.
So you get this dynamic of the serial killer mining the author for creative murder schemes, the author being lovingly encouraged by the serial killer, and finally the detective who is just so sure that the author is the killer and that if he sticks it out long enough he’ll FINALLY have proof.
Plot twist, The serial killer and detective use to go out so it gets sub what personal.
“You need to stop seeing them. I think they are a serial killer.”
Serial killer breaths in. “Look-”
…perfect
I don’t like actual murder mysteries, but this is perfect
THE ORIGINAL POST HOW DID I GET SO LUCKY
AFTER YEARS I HAVE FOUND IT, BEHOLD, MY BRETHREN
@scar-queen-owl @leal-love-lace @todorokitops @girlboss-sukuna
over time, the detective staking out the house starts to fall in love with the author. the only one who realizes this is the serial killer.
Merry Malec Christmas 🥰💞🎄🎉💖✨
The Perks of Kylo Ren
Pairing: Malec Rating: E Word Count: 3,245 Summary: All human AU. It’s Simon’s birthday and he is throwing a Star Wars themed party at Pandemonium- even the staff have agreed to dress up. Begrudgingly Alec attends, little did he know that the party would have a happy ending.
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We are all put on this earth to be a service to others and I am grateful that for some, my Cheerios ponytail and sassy sashays may have given a little light to someone somewhere, who may have needed it. To everyone whose heartfelt stories I have heard, or read I thank you for truly enriching my life.
I wish there was less of a push for organic animal products and more of a push for humanely raised
like I could care less if the animal had to have antibiotics at some point
I care more if chickens had access to pasture and if a cow had access to enrichment
