memes and shit-posts galor

not to be epic but i am  going to kill you with a  rock

cain said this to abel

god said this to the dinosaurs

As a teacher, I can confirm this is exactly what it looks like from our point of view

Including, if not especially, the guy on the far right.

The fucking op name killed me

why is the sonic social media team the only social media team who really understands memes

I AM LAUGHING OMFG I CANNOT BREATHE PLAYING IT AGAIN AHHHHH HAHA

throwback tuesday

“tall/small couples are problematic because there’s a power imbalance” is NOT one of the cold takes i expected to see at the end of 2018, and YET,

*breaking up with my s.o.* it’s not you, it’s just you’re 6'4" and tumblr told me that means our relationship is unhealthy,

of fucking course it was a steven universe critical post

Ominous positivity

You will be okay. You have no choice.

as a nonbinary person I shall only be posting my left titty which is my boy titty, and not the right one which is the horrid unclean girl titty, this is as tumblr has decreed

none binary with left titty

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This turtle is in hell and all you can think about is cum