I Am An Amatuer

there’s something so magical about sitcoms…..they bring me so much comfort….whoever invented sitcoms thank you for your service I literally don’t know what I’d do without them god bless

Every morning, I put on my thinking cap and my smartiepants. Unfortunately, there is no shirt that properly proclaims my intellectual abilities, so I have to go tits out

if one person online says “you’re so real for this” it’s worth it. it’s enough

My biggest beef with the rwrb movie is the erasure of June. Like I get it from a screenwriting perspective but how on earth do you look at Alex Claremont Diaz and see an only child he has such big baby brother energy it is palpable

lord the peasants are so loud today

pheasants. PHeasants. The birds

There's a labyrinth. In the middle of it, a minotaur is making waffles.

You can only reblog this on the 3st of January

the 3st huh?

I'm still stuck at gen Z "men and women: concept. Aren't these guys just children???